Leftover Smegma

“knee-deep in the stuff”

“bleh!”

“I can imagine having to scrape all that waxy nasty stuff off my shoes! Ick!”

“oh, hurl! i had a good vacation. :-) and for the record, i think circumcision is a horrid idea. if i were a boy and someone did that to me, i'd be SLIGHTLY bitter.”

“Yeah, how was the Left coast, BTW? SF, Golden gate Bridge, Alcatraz, Haight-Ashbury? Any pics? We want a trip report!”

“that's not until next Wednesday! i took some time off work last week, though...i'm trying to see exactly how much time off i can get away with this summer. hee hee!”

“I use the life size cardboard cut-out trick in my cubicle.”

“Everybody had a hard year,
Everybody had a good time,
Everybody had a wet dream,
Everybody saw the sun shine.

Oh yeah.

Everybody had a good year,
Everybody let their hair down,
Everybody pulled their socks up,
Everybody put their foot down.

Oh yeah!”

“anyone ever seen the monty python sketch "how not to be seen"?”

“I'd like to thank you for at least giving me credit for being the first to use this term. I am forever in your debt...

As for the rest of you trashmouth pooty heads...go chew on some dried up leftover smegma and swallow some spider sperm.

There, I said it...hehehehahahahahahahahahahhohohohohohohohohohohohohoha”

“I'm sneaking in to refresh this thread at 11:30 at night. Am I in serious need of a life????

Man, I just can't believe anyone would allow this thread to survive.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!”

“I'm sneaking in to refresh this thread at 11:30 at night. Am I in serious need of a life????

Man, I just can't believe anyone would allow this thread to survive.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!”

“Dunadan has turned
into a most evil twin
HAHAHAHAHA!”

“I think its way past time for matt to delete this thread and block the Tunacan.”

“OMG!! Battler of the "bannees!!" You guys gonna pace off 20 steps, turn and fire off your wicked "I BAN YOU!" stinging shots???

May the fastest, best man win!!”

“Dunadan is the proud owner of a "Ban Violin" t-shirt.

However, so far, he lacks the votes to get him thrown off the island.”

“while i would like to see them both voted off the island, i'd also like to explore how this alleged "smegma" is "useful," and why "the animal kingdom would probably cease to exist without it."”

“bleh!”

“go with that, Aero! :-D”

“dan, if i send you a case of hand lotion, will you drop the subject?”

“BLEH
BLEH
BLEH
BLEH
BLEH
BLEH
BLEH
BLEH!”

“to see where it all started...Hahahaha...I got a million other sick o lines too...this one was always a favorite though...thanks for bringing it back, I just roared out a huge belly laugh...”

“Stikmon, I just have to admire a man who basks in the glow of getting credit for starting this whole mess. You are the MAN! I can't help but laugh my A off when I think of this expression. It will definitely become an integral part of my lexicon, in appropriate company, of course.”

“Right.

No doubt it would be inappropriate to look at some casserole at the company potluck and say, "What the heck is this, leftover smegma?"”

“Damn good one, Bit.”

“I try.”

“You know what I mean! The smegma from the dead hooker's perineum!”

“Now that's just nasty dude.”

“If its crusty, is it still smegs or is it something else?”

“It's still smegma, but if it goes that far, you're a slob, lol...”

“Multiple O's fade away, yet smegma continues to accumulate.”

“Perineaum? I didn't know I had one until it made contact with my
bicycle seat!”

“taint nothing there”

“lol HOI”

“Good golly, Miss Molly! This thread still rocks!
If you TT'ers have any sense of style at all, you will post to this thread today.
Get on it, folks.”

“HE DON,T SOUND NORMAL TO ME”

“BTW, this was the band's name before they were kicked out of too many venues. Then they took the more pedestrian "Salmon" to compliment their "Leftover".
Music trivia by Dunadan.”

“mmmm, a little afternoon treat!”

“Dunadan, please report to any haiku thread.


That is all.”

“Yum, where's the crackers?”

“Ban Aero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Oh, the moistness
Sebaceous contemplations
Foreskin memories.”

“oh, retch!

YOU'RE the cracka, Aero!”

“i was just yesterday wondering where the heck you were, Dunadan! talk about a grand entrance.”

“I like to be smelled before seen.”

“Dunadan jumps in
yellow white mucoid matter
stuck to his new shoes”

“smegma strikes again”

“No!!!!!! Not the shoes!!!!”