Leftover Smegma

“I like to be smelled before seen."
Dunadan
04:50:00 PM
06/23/04

Is that why you're #1 in the #2 business?”

“smegma by the sea
in a yellow submarine
and the semen cheer”

“The plumber protects the health of the nation.”

“No disagreement here. Just check out the death rate due to cholera and dysentary in India and you'll become a believer.”

“aero likes his smegma with crackers? No surprise there.”

“As long as someone with brains designs the system.
Hey, how can Dayhiker perform thread degeneration on a smegma thread??? He should get some kind of award or something.”

“poopy down the pipes
is flushed but not rushed goodbye
don't forget to wipe”

“No, the award should go to anyone who could actually regenerate this thread.”

“It's not smegma, but it's close to it. Always remember, dyspereunia is better than no pareunia at all (go get your dictionaries).”

“I hate leftovers.”

“How does a females uterus become retroverted????????”

“not that again......”

“I mean, I understand how it happens in a male...”

“I didn't want to be left out of the smegma thread.

What's up Uncle Dunny? Long time no see.”

“I hate leftovers."
Tilt
05:18:12 PM
06/23/04

thank god for microwaves”

“And wet wipes.”

“and the new glad plastic containers that you can store things in the frig.”

“Arky! Gotta love the Razorback that will back a Jayhawk in his attempt at getting a thread deleted.
Hey, how's the football team gonna do this season?”

“Lox and a little cream cheese on a nice bagle -- Oy!”

“If you drink to much water you will screw up the equilibrium in your cells and suck all the electrolytes out of you body?? I have heard of this happening. Has this happened to anyone?

Not me, I am always munching on jerky (high sodium) or something else (like candy) when I hike.”

“Holy crap Kleent! Not the Biz question again?!? I hear you have to eat five pounds of jerky to offset the effects of over-hydration. Is it true???”

“Haven't all of you heard???? This is the new Haiku thread that all the kids want to post on.
Get crackin'.”

“leftover, smegma? Isn't that redundant?”

“This thread wouldn't be complete without a link to Pile O' Smeg


Fun, fun, fun....
In the sun, sun, sun....”

“You FOOLS! Dare you let the #1 thread of all time languish in the archives like that?”

“This is a thread?”

“speaking of Halloween Horrors!”

“Don't like leftovers, lyra?”

“Hell, I don't even like fresh smegma...”

“New Disney theme song: "It's a Sick World, After All".”

“to think there was a time in my life when i didn't know what it was! and still no one has told me why the animal kingdom would cease to exist w/out it...”

“How would you feel without any vaginal secretions, lyra?”

“LMFAO!”

“*cue molested balloon sound effect*”

“Hey, vaginal talk is tantamount to thread degeneration. Quit it, or I'll tell Matt!
(wondering why he hasn't deleted this sick thing yet)”

“EEWWWW, lol!! sorry i asked! i just thought that since its definition involved foreskin, which plenty of people don't even have, then it couldn't be that important...”

“Not total degeneration. It's all about secretions.

And I don't know about you, but I would much rather talk about TT'ers vaginal secretions than about smegma!”

“Hey, women get smegma too, and no, not that way.”

“You're right. We don't want this to turn into a vagina monologue.”

“Well Lyra, If one had a foreskin, one would need it well oiled to avoid rug burn.”

“Not that there is anything wrong with sickness. Some of my best friends are sick.”

“i've been waiting over a year for an answer to that question! now my life is complete.”

“LOL! Well I'm not speaking from experience. Maybe Y2 could confirm this?


See. This is just wrong. I would feel more comfortable talking about vaginas.

Except I think I know all......wait.........

Lyra - does it hurt to get your "little man in the boat" pierced?”

“How did I get involved in this, what's wrong with you people ;op”

“PIERCED?? hmmm, let me think back over all the times i've had that done...not! i'll wager a guess that it does, though.”

“You're saying Y2 lied to me?”

“what, did he say it didn't hurt when he had his done?
:-D”

“"Lyra - does it hurt to get your "little man in the boat" pierced?"

I think you're looking for the kayaking thread dude.”