Leftover Smegma

“Matt! Delete this, NOW! I draw the line at mutilation.”

“He only had the foreskin done, but four times.

says the ladies love it”

“Come on guys! You aren't going to let the TT virtual duel thread to be this one are ya? Come on! 150 by quitting time!”

“I should add going commando can be very dangerous, though, zippers and hoops don't mesh well.”

“Try shorts with a velcro zipper sometime. You don't even know the meaning of YEEEOW!”

“With hoops or dried smegma?”

“from the dead past. you all have just been disgusting. but, not to be outdone...how bout...

Dried smegma and peanut butter sandwiches...now talk about dried tongue cleaving secretions.”

“These dadgum archived threads sure pop up a lot faster these days. Anyway, I wanted to see what this thread looked like in the new colors.”

“it looks like schmegma”

“leftover smegma at that.”

“Head cheese”

“wasn't there a band called that....oh no that was Leftover Salmon, same diff : )”

“good times, good times! wonder what Dunadan, mr. Leftover Smegma himself, is up to these days.”

“I've emailed a good bit the last week or so with Dunny. He's doing well. Just got back from a visit with pedxing. D may actually come to the Football thread hike in Oct.”

“I'm the one who used the phrase "leftover smegma". Then Dunadan went and created this thread...so, I claim the credit and laugh in dunadan's general direction...

There was another line that I used to say...something about...spider sperm....so there... =[:-p”

“your staff is broken!”

“Ah... the Classics.


Although the 'spider sperm' bit reminds me of my brother's first wife...

She worked at a veterinarian's office and one day early on she found what appeared to be tiny prophylactics... for getting stool samples from a critter without having to wait for said critter to get the urge... She rolled one down over her pinky finger, turned to the white-haired elder vet and asked, "What are these? Rubbers for 'Needledick the Bug#&%!$er'?"”

“slow news day huh Vi?”

“Sarge's Chrissy pressie Vio?”

“If they were to put a low-carb label on the can I am betting it would sell.”

“Maybe this thread needs to be reviewed?”

“Smegma" is one of relatively few words in the English language that have this "__gma" structure: others are magma, bregma, stigma, zeugma, pragma, sigma, enigma, and dogma. It is also one of the few English words referring to aspects of human genitalia that are ultimately of Greek rather than Latin form and origin.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma”

“Geez Louise!!

Is there a topic that hasn't been discussed yet here on TT?”

“I dunno, have we discussed "sootikins" yet?”

“wow. theres even pictures. thanks, bm!”

“Do a google image search of "smegma"...if you're brave and have a strong stomach.”

“Smegma sounds like breakfest cerial. I have no idea what smegma is and im not brave enough to google it or read this whole thread.”

“It is a breakfast cereal. Be sure to order it the next time you have breakfast out. You'll love it!”

“"In the English language, slang terms for smegma tend to focus on its alleged resemblance (and similar smell) to a dairy product, hence helmet-dale, bell-end brie, organzola, dick cheese, #&%!$ butter, knobcheese, cottage shaft cheese, dick butter, shaft yogurt, bell cheese, bell cheddar, man cheese and helmet cheese"”

“Y'all are sicker than #&%!$!!”

“C'mon, MarkO, let's get outa here.”

“Thanks Ruby....”

“Oh good job you two. You killed the whole board! LOL!
Nobody will post now!
Hee Hee!”

“Hey, its not my fualt. I started a meanigful discussion about gear.....”

“I'm truly sorry wanderer had to start the personal attack on there spirit. It's the nature of being at the top like me, ... old bald people at the bottom like wanderer get jealous and can't drop the fixation.

Anyways, I hope you found some good gear at a good price.”

“LMFAO!!!
Ya but I believe this came from the pantyhose thread, not fuegogear.
Ooh that's catchy. I see a new line of packs and sleeping bags in the future with all kinds of political and insulting comments embroydered onto the zipper pulls etc...
LOL!”

“damn. here it comes....”

“I already have a Liberalican 75liter pack, Hussies.”

“Ya but FuEgoGeAR is almost as cool sounding as Mountain Hardwear, or Granite Gear.”

“FuegoGear? I like that. I'd slap that decal on my car.”

“RIGHT ON!!!
My Mom is a seamstress, and I will handle the marketing. Do you have any accounting experience Ruby?”

“Ooh, ya how bout this:

Tell the trail how you really feel!


Fuegogear!”

“Better yet!

In for a HARD night?
Crawl into the all new #&%!$ you -10 degree sleeping bag. only from FUEGO GEAR!”

“Keep this in mind....
"current medical opinion is that allowing smegma to accumulate freely is unhealthy"”

“My pride is swelling like a star gone nova. I'm so proud of you TT'ers for bringing this sick carcass of a putrid thread back up. Have you no shame?????
I'm lovin' it!!!!!!”

“Who'd want canned goat smegma when you could get the real thing from me?”

“ONE MORE TIME!!!”

“Ah the smegma thread.....

I always laugh about it being "left over" as if there were a use for it, and you had some extra afterwords...”

“http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smegmastur

May not be appropriate for all viewers.”