Leftover Smegma

“Oh dude... That was nauseating.
Thank you. LOL!”

“HURL! Oh well, what could I expect from opening this thread, huh? Glad to see you're still holdin it down, Dunadan! P.S. I think you should change your handle to the name of this thread. Think of the hotness.”

“Or in other terms...Bobo Cheese....or would this be the same as Fumunda Cheese?”

“love this thread.....


I'm eating one of those frozen chicken burritos, and the filling is some kind of white sauce, and it made me think of this thread.
last edited: 10/27/07 11:10:34 AM”

“Are you what you eat??”

“Well, the flavor was ok, but I have no idea what it was. Cheese sauce? Gravy? Dressing? No clue.”

“"Gravy Food Substance"”

“Something like that. There was an occasional chunk of processed chicken suspended in the goo, and it was all wraped up in a gluey tortilla facsimille.”

“warm gooey goodness”

““warm gooey goodness”
Spirit Coyote
1:06:55 PM
that could mean a lot of things
LOL”

“That's why it's on this thread.”

“Sounds just like the Stouffer's chicken lasagna with "creamy white sauce" we just had for dinner. Never again.”

“ugh....ive had that before.....i could have told you that.....lol”

“prolly the same shlt, just poured between lasagna instead of rolled up in a pseudo-tortilla.”

“Stouffer's makes tasty lasagna (esp the veggie version), but it will TEAR YOU UP! Don't ever eat that stuff. EVER!”

“just because I can. Lets give this baby another turn around the dance floor!”

“If it's smegma, isn't it leftover by definition?”

“The fact that it's left over gives one the notion that there was actually a use for some of it, and said task was completed before running out of the suplied amount of smegma.
This begs the question: What was it's use?”

“This also raises questions regarding the previously defined (and frequently contrasted) concepts of surplus and excess.”

“What's best for smegma? Bread or a nice tortilla wrap?”

“There was a young lady from Leith
(http://www.leithhistory.co.uk/)
Who used to ..... with her teeth
Twas not for pleasure
she adopted this measure
But to get all the cheese underneath”

“"used to" what?”

“dot dot dot dot dot”

“Exactly”

“phuk?
suck?
There's 5 dots there. Y'all are confusing me again.”

“Sorry folks. You just caught me re-living the good old days. (wipes away a tear.... and any leftover smegma)”

“'Tis Friday evening
I've done my duty today
Thread resurrection”

“Don't be talkin' trash about my Japanese 'Martin' (52SDR-7, 1976).....

I can't help that it was christened 'the Smegma' the first time I took it out in public.”

“oookaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Thank-You, Uncle Bob!”

“WE SURROUND THEM!!!!!!”

“Save some for meeeeee!!!”

“Surrendermonster, back!”

“free association:

Leftover Smegma..... � John Boehner.”

“What's the flap about? hehe”

“I love this frackin thread! LOL!”

“Heck, why not?”

“It fits well in a haiku. Heck, Kleety/Phaed is probably typing it up right now....”

“Not typing it up, but wiping it up.”

“Sick!”

“I got yer moderator right here!”

“I mean, in the interest of killing time, isnt leftover smega redundant? I mean, technically, its already a leftover.”

“What fits in Haiku
Is all that ever will count
Leftover Smegma”

“It's way more fun than the Yo-Yo thread and it makes a great Christmas present.
It should be a requirement for all newbies to read this entire thread.
So sayeth the Dun!”

“Hey "kid"! :D

To think I'd never even heard of smegma when this thread was born. Now I'm practically an expert on it!”

“Ladies get it too, BTW.”