Leftover Smegma

“Do I expect this one to survive? Heck no. I just thought Stikmon's reference deserved its own thread.”

“Lock him up, Matt.”

“HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEElll YEAH!”

“geee, I never saw THAT coming...”

“I know, I know. I post one thread every five years and it had to be this one. I don't know what came over me....hold it, it wasn't leftover smegma was it?????”

“No puns!!!


<GAG>”

“I mean, you gotta go for the glory when you get the chance.
My sincere apologies, Matt.

I promise I won't do it again.”

“Goodbye, dear thread. I don't expect you to be here when I come back tomorrow. That evil Matt will have thrown you away like so much leftover smegma.
Logging out until tomorrow......”

“Sounds like you really need a q-tip.”

“refer to the "hicking" thread for more exciting, undercover smegma posts.....”

“Ooo-kay!”

“I thought this was about latvian lasagna.

I don't go hicking much anymore. Where is Matt these days, anyway? Walking the house at night with the new baby, I'm sure. Put the baby in a bouncy seat buckled in, on top of the dryer and run it at night if she won't go to sleep. Those first couple of months were pretty sleepless until my first daughter got active enough to wear herself out.”

“Isn't all smegma pretty much leftover. I mean, who wants it in the first place?”

“It is a pretty cool name for strat's band.”

“Best Thread, 2003, hands down!”

“LOL! I remember when the gay guy at the local museum first used the term "smegma" on us naive (sp?) newspaperites.

To get him back we faxed him back one sheet of paper with "SMEGMA" written on it.

guess I have to return to the "hicking" thread. HICCUP!!”

“My thoughts exactly Violin.”

“wipe that crap off your mouth y'all”

“Perhaps Matt is just unaware of what smegma is, and thinks its hiker food or something like that.”

“CREAM Cheese
Cream Cheese
Cream cheese, cream cheese, cream cheese....
Suzy Creamcheese, honey. Whats got into 'ya?”

“Well, we just got into town... and we were wondering about your DEVELOPMENT....”

“nasty nasty”

“Ferrrrr-get it! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”

“How about we jump in the trunk of your Gremlin and get our rocks off????”

“Matt must be on vacation.”

“"The animal kingdom would probably cease to exist without smegma."
- "Where Is My Foreskin? The Case Against Circumcision," by Paul M. Fleiss, MD, Mothering, Winter 1997”

“"Smegma is probably the most misunderstood, most unjustifiably maligned substance in nature.
- Thomas J. Ritter, MD [co-author of Say No to Circumcision]”

“"Is smegma useful? Yes, certainly."
- "How Smegma Serves the Peni$," by Joyce Wright, MD, Sexology, 10/70”

“ban dunadan”

“I bet squirrels have smegma.




The definitive Pile o' Smeg.”

“Smegma, oh smegma
Seems like molten lava, boys
But white and flakey.”

“elaborate, liz
After all, we have to know
What are your sources?”

“wonder what it looks like on a blue dress....”

“you guys made this word up, didn't you.”

“Nope - haven't you ever been called a smeghead?”

“From Dictionary.com:

smegma

n : a white secretion of the sebaceous glands of the foreskin”

“I believe the medical term is dicckcheese.”

“well, i'll be damned! i'll second Dunadan's amazement over the fact that he "posts one thread every five years and it had to be this one." LOL!!”

“Perhaps Matt is just unaware of what smegma is, and thinks its hiker food or something like that."
bitpusher
07:56:29 AM
07/22/03

Can you dehydrate smegma?”

“ROFLMFAO”

“I'm proud to say I think it's a British word :o)”

“Lyra, you're finally back and this is where we find you?”

“I'm proud to say I think it's a British word :o)

Didn't that guy in Red Dwarf always call people smeghead?”

“hiya! :-) hey, i figure just being here is already slumming, so i might as well go all the way.
:-D”

“This is pretty much the slum thread today, so you've succeeded. Happy Smegma!”

“yeah, that's how I think it crossed the Atlantic, Lyra girl, how was your trip?”

“Well, it's a medical term, and I remember seeing it in books about puberty and such when I was a kid.

But we don't get a lot of smegma over here in the U.S., because circumcision is so prevalent. No doubt that's why the term isn't in common use.”

“And anyway, I wouldn't have though smegma would have been so much of an issue here, you guys are all... errrmmmm, snipped when young aren't you?”

“ahead of me as usual I see bit ;op”

“Yes, I imagine Britain is Smeg City, isn't it? lol...”