Frightening Puts Backpacker in Pampers

“I'm tired.... it rhymed with lightening and campers..... have at it folks, good night!”

“what buddha wears pampers??


Maple”

“Ya think he would be old enough to wear Depends, seeing he backpacks!”

“Q. What does an old ladies crotch smell like?








A. Depends”

“AW Limpy, that was beyond the limits of good taste. Ha Ha!”

“I've had enough of smelling pampers lately, thank you very much.”

“gee with jokes like that, no wonder his name is limpy


:p”

“A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill but warns her that it is still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. That night at dinner, she does so.

About a week later, she's back at the doctor.

She says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! Not even five minutes passed, and he jumped up, pushed all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!"

The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."

"Nah," she says, "that's okay. We aren't going back to that restaurant anyway."”