U.S.: Saddam sons likely dead

“The pix are on MSNBC too. Don't &$^@ with guys who have TOW missiles and know how to use them!”

“Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:

Sooflay.............the restaurateur
Guday...............the half-Australian brother
Huray...............the sports fanatic
Sashay..............the gay brother
Kuntay & Kintay.....the twins from the African mother
Sayhay..............the baseball player
Ojay................the stalker/murderer
Gulay...............the singer/entertainer
Ebay................the Internet czar
Billyray............the country music star
Ecksray.............the radiologist
Puray...............the blender factory owner
Regay...............the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay...............the one with bad hair


Among the sisters:

Lattay..............the coffee shop owner
Bufay...............the 300 pound sister
Phayray.............the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway............the grocery store owner
O-lay...............the half-Mexican sister

Finally, there is Oyvey, but the family doesn't like to talk about him.”

“OY!”

“Dang, Tilt! LMAO!”

“<G>”

“Feng Shui - the half-Chinese decorator sister.”

“LMFAO! Tilt, you have way too much time on your hands.”

“Oh no... I can't take credit; I'm just passing it along, <G>”