Revenge is Sweet

“I hate stupid people!

I work on the 28th floor of a building in downtown Chicago. Our office shares the bathroom with another company. The same guy, from the other company, NEVER washes his hands after he finishes. This still happens after I have asked him to please wash up.

I just got my chance at payback. I was using the men's room and he entered. I quickly finished and dribbled all over my hand. I left before him and there was no one else in the room.

I hope he gets sick now. Is this wrong?”

“you've lost me, but this certainly sounds as though it could be very wrong.”

“Oh My!”

“you peed on your own hand and didn't wash it, and it's payback at HIM? LOL! i think you aimed for the wrong person's hand.
;-)”

“YUK”

“please that you have since washed your hands?”

“please tell me that you have sinced washed your hands?”

“That's pretty twisted.”

“ewww, posting on TT with pee on your hands.”

“Dude your one sick puppy. You should have pissed on his shoes!”

“People that do not wash their hands after they pee make me sick. I have to use a piece of paper to open the door everytime so that I do not get that person's germs all over me.”

“If you were makin' a pizza for this dude......cool!”

“WOW, what a response! Yes I have washed since. I should have just turned around when he passed me and peed all over him.”

“Should have shook his hand on the way out. Wait for him to go into a stall, go in the next stall and piss all over his shoe.”

“you need to learn to use a public bathroom without touching anything with your bare skin. Your fault for not knowing.”

“I have to touch the door handle on the way out unless,

A)I wait for someone to come in
B)Open it with my feet
C)Use a piece of paper towel.

It just the principal here. Have the common courtesy to wash. That is why I hate people!”

“You could carry a can of Lysol with you, and spray everything you have to touch.

Fresh urine from a healthy person is sterile, BTW.”

“You would need to take baby steps everywhere also!”

“I have done that in front of that guy. I used to bring it after my first confrontation with him. On my way out I sprayed it while he was right behind me.”

“What do you mean "baby steps"”

“It just the principal here

Then you did indeed over-react.”

“*confuzzled*...a friend once got onto me for not washing my hands after i took a leak..He said his mom taught him to do that...well...my mom taught me not to p!$$ on my hands. The skin around all that has to be some of the cleanest on most pple's bodies..”

“The skin around all that has to be some of the cleanest on most pple's bodies

you've got to be joking.”

“Piss carries germs that make you sick, that is what I was and have been angry with about this guy. I know Mutt, I hope that he gets the point and take an extra 15 seconds to wash his hands before exiting. I have heard that people pee on each others feet while in the shower. I don't know how clean this can be. It is waste coming out of your body.”

“What about Bob?”

“I have heard that people pee on each others feet while in the shower

Yikes. Who are these sickos?

And I totally agree with you. The jackass should wash his hands.”

“Got it UpUrs.

These sickos are my cousin and his wife. I want to say I heard this somewhere on TV too. It just makes me sick. Have I told all of you that I hate people? Let me rephrase, stupid people!”

“mutt..i don't know where you dip yours...but mine gets washed in da morn..and put under 2 peices of clothing, and hides for long periods of time....I.E. years”

“Sorry to hear that OPIE, don't get married, the same thing happens.”

“opie, you smother your #&%!$ under several layers of clothing, creating a warm, moist environment. That's an ideal breeding environment for bacteria.”

“Next time he does it hit him with a brick!

8)”

“You got it Mike, I would just like to pee all over him to see what his reaction would be. I may need the brick if he attacks me.”

“No the brick would be cool and the sound of it hitting his head even better!


8)”

“Sounds like a Sienfeld episode.”

“Or his head bouncing off the ground?”

“Ya that too!


8)”

“Is the guys name Poppy?”

“There is quite a long tradition in India of drinking your own urine, for health beliefs. Ghandi was one practicer, and he apparently drank all his own urine. It is sterile, unless the bladder or tubes are infected. I can't imagine any good that drinking it would do, but its not like its a horrible poison. Its just a cultural prefenence. Now coliform bacteria from a toilet visit, thats another story. You need to wander around your building and find another bathroom, if that guys habits bother you. I certainly don't understand the purpose of peeing on your own hands, and he probably didn't get the point either.”

“I think his name is Dick.”

“We figure, my daddy and me
Things are still the same, it seems
As when he lived it in his teens as a kid in school
Aaron was a junior, the class of '32
His momma called him angel,
but everybody knew he was the
King king, the gross out king
They called him Piss Aaron
They always caught him pissin' in the hall
Piss Aaron, he never would refuse when nature called

PISS AARON (Legal Title)     BMI Work #1176645 

Songwriter/Composer Current Affiliation CAE/IPI # 

RUNDGREN TODD BMI 63792653 

Publishers 

EARMARK MUSIC INC BMI 55279660 

SCREEN GEMS-EMI MUSIC INC BMI 36205509 

”

“PISS ON THE WALL LYRICS

(Peter Wolf/Seth Justman) - 1981
Now some people think the world is what it ain't
To some I'm a sinner, to others a saint
Some folks say the world ain't what is is
All I know is I just got to take a wiz
Where am I goin' and where have I been
My head's in the clouds and my tail's in a spin
Jumpin' out of planes for the thrill of it all
Then I bounce back and take a Piss On The Wall
Politics - Shmolitics
They oughta save their breath
Mean streak - blue streak
They sentence me to death
Harangue me from a tree
Twist and shout until I crawl
Do the flip - do the flop
Piss On The Wall
Well the Yanks hate the Reds
And the Greeks hate the Turks
I really hate to say it
But they're all a bunch of jerks
Seems like everybody's shakin'
'Cause the big one's 'bout to fall
I'm just tryin' to hold it steady while I
Piss On The Wall”

“So why would you tell another man to wash his hands?

Why would you care? Does he flush?”

“Sounds like it's time to introduce the ass penny. I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.”

“And a big thank-you to Rockman for that enlightening piece of information.

I suppose satire lives.”

“Mutt...i don't get moist down there...I make pple moist down there!

*dies laughing*”

“this thread should be "revenge is sticky"”

“rockman makes a good point.

If you wash your hands after using the toilet and then grab the door knob, have you not rubbed your hands on his ass?”

“actually, its the pubic hair, not the pee that has most of the germs”

“i think this topic has had way more discussion then it deserves”

“Urine is sterile.

Your/his @ss is not.

I haven't touched a door knob in years.”