Twigeater cloned?

“I just got back from my weekend with my new lady and when I went to log on here I suddenly realised DOW looked a lot like twigeater. I dug up my ladys picture and compared it to the phil photo page one and the resemblance is uncanny. I would put the pic up for ya but DOW is touchy about that.

And yes I am being very serious.”

“weird....”

“It was a very weird moment for me too :}”

“Well lucky you! LOL...

DOW = dirtyoldwoman?”

“Very serious indeed!”

“Impossible! There can't be two ladies that fine! ;)”

“LMAO @ twiggy!!”

“The real twigeater can hike like a striped ape.”

“If DOW is as competent and charming as Twiggy, you're a lucky guy. :)”

“Can she cook a moose?”

“The real test is, Does she boil bunnies?”

“LMAO @ all you guys, you are too funny...and sweet! :D

PS - how come there's no men in Maine as good as you guys? :(”

“I've heard driving fast described as, "That dude was goin' down the road like a STRIPED APE!"

Aw, shucks~~%^]”

“Isn't that "raped ape"
LOL...”

“Oh, my, why I never:{}

That must be a New England thing.

Dem New Englanders got some peculiar ways.”

“Exactly how fast does a striped ape run?”

“Faster than a non-striped one, apparently...”

“I heard this expression from a guy who claimed to have run moonshine in Pew-las-kee county Virginia.”

“Cause all of us are in Indiana twig.”

“Dang, they have striped apes in Pulaski County? Oh, ... I get it. After he drank his own moonshine! Duh!”

“...make ya wanna holler, "Hi-De-ho"
burns yer tummy dontchya know...”

“chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug...”

“yep on the dirtyoldwoman.

shes not quite up to hiking speed yet but I suspect she will get there. Being chased by me has a way of doing that. :] she is a good cook but there isnt any moose around to try.”

“What I want to to know is - if I've been cloned - does that mean I'm having twice as much fun?
DOM?

AND...will you be bringing her in September?”

“No wonder I was so tired after the Maine trip. I probably hiked with a fresh Twigeater clone every day. The real Twigeater was probably in Bar Harbor eating lobster.”

“"a fresh twigeater every day"
that sounds so nice...”

“well your clone certainly is very fresh and having a lot of fun :}

she cant make it in september, maybe another trip”