This is very wrong...

“

Backside lights for Delhi elephants”

“Are those to warn when a load is about to be dropped off?”

“That's a good thing. Would you want to walk up an elephant's butt?”

“No thanks!”

“Maybe add a little beeper for when he backs up!”

“Paint 'Right side' on his left cheek and 'Suicide' on the right...”

“How about, "if you can't see my mirror, then I can't see you" on there too...”

“...and a bumper sticker that says "My Child is an honor student at New Delhi Middle School"?”

“I brake for small animals?


NOT”

“"God is my Co-Pilot"”

“or My kid beat up your honor student from New Delhi Middle School"?”

“"God is coming back and BOY is he peeved"”

“I think they drive on the other side of the road in India, tb...”

“Here's the sign they need:

Not responsible for objects coming from road”

“Not responsible for objects coming from the elephant!”

“How's my driving
Call 1 800 EAT DUNG”

“LMAO TB”

“Watch for poop on bridge”

“Tailgaters = suppositories”

“Good one tree!”

“I step on all stupid people.

then let god sort them out.



(i crake me up :))”

“What's a crake?”

“haha


crake=crack”

“crake, n.
Any of several short-billed birds of the family Rallidae, such as the corncrake.”

“Crack is bad for you Maple. It makes you spell bad...”

“Also makes you feel like a corncrake in the morning...”

“http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/300420_theft19ww.html

Just so many things wrong about this story. If you thought car dealers were unscrupulous before, this will really give you pause.”

“so so so wrong.

just so that you know though. there are good car dealers out there. my dad had to sell cars in between jobs sometimes, and I know he was trustworthy because people he knew bought cars from him. also, the dealer i bought my truck from was a decent guy.”

“People like that should be walked out back and shot.”

“get a rope!”

“Car sellers rank right up there with Insurance.”

“And reporters.”

“lawyers?”

“not me, i'm a preacher...........:)”

“Watch it StoveStomper, that was another of my dad's in-between jobs. that's how we ran into my Aunt Althea. He sold life insurance to teachers. Aunt Althea & Uncle Bob lived back in CT and my mom & dad whent to high school with them. Small world, eh? Here we are in SoCali now, right? Dad had her on his list of cold calls, they got to talking and realized they knew each other years ago in school. He sold her the insurance, and they ended up being my baby sister's GodParents.

It's too easy to make generalizations.”

“I live in the Katrina ravaged area.
Insurance is run by scum.
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“http://www.olivermunday.com/Fireinthehole.html

A toy soldier alphabet”

“somebody alert fox news. this guy doesnt support our troops!”

“reminds me of that skit on second city, remember that?”

“They look more like Iraqi troops to me. Melt away :)”

“either hyway cant tell the difference between white people and arabic people, or hyway doesnt support our troops”

“dance puppets”

“white people? they looked green to me.”

“so theyre martians?”

“freakin aliens! no visa? melt 'em!”

“LOL



Martians?”