Wish they wouldn't do this...

“1-800-who-is-my-daddy”

“nasty.”

“"Authorities accuse couple of illegal incestuous union"



ok so when is it leagal for incest?”

“What's wrog with that? That's illegal?

hmm. Who knew?”

“Alabama huh?”

“Denial ain't just a river in Egypt...

Ya know, I heard every girl's just looking for her daddy, but this is taking it too far in my opinion.”

“Bye Bye Geobeat”

“I smell a Jerry Springer show in the works..... ;)”

“what, geo married a squirrel and it turned out to be his daughter?



eeewwwwww”

“I think I heard Jerry Springer indicated that if elected, he wants all Ohioians to end up like these two.”

“Yep, I think we just got a sneak preview, SS!”

“You people are so judgemental.”

“You beat me to it Stove! You said it better to.”

“That's just brilliant TinyPeckerMan. That proves beyond the shadow of a doubt what a deep thinker you are. You might just be the most intelligent intellectual who ever set foot on the planet. So how long have you been a member of Mensa?”

“Then again TinyPeckerMan, you just might be an infantile twit.”

“So Geo...how many arms will your love child have?”

“4


(but I think they call them Paws)


j/k geo I still love ya you squirrel hater!”

“Yeah, I think infantile twit pretty much nails it.”

“Another fine Alabama romance”

“Damn! Now we can't even say 'Thank God for West (by God)Virginia!'.”

“"I told her she was stupid for marrying her own daddy"

"I told him he was crazy and stupid"



DNA testing to follow shortly, I assume.”