TwinkleToes is a ...................

“And did me on her roomates bed while he was away.......”

“Thats right, now she is with some fag from Queens NY”

“Hey goretex, I sure would like to meet you sometime. You still working up on - what was it - Rainier? I'll be up that way next week, you gonna be around?”

“I think we know who OneInchWang really is now.”

“Nah, I take that back. That's too big for goretexx.

BTW, I thought you were leaving and never coming back.”

“Yo Boretexx!

How about taking yourself off all the trips since you don't backpack anyway?”

“LOL @ Adventurist! Yeah, the guy craps out quicker than his mother can light a crack pipe. I've seen sloths with greater endurance.

Let him come to the Adirondacks with us. We can hang his scrawny little butt from a tree and use him as a pinata.”

“I don't see why you guys are so hostile. I'd really like to meet the fellow. He seems like someone who speaks his mind.”

“You'd probably have to come to the east coast, Phaed. I'd be willing to bet a week of his sister's prostitute income that he never went out west.”

“Guys probably sitting in the basement of his Mom's house....unless his parents disowned him?”

“"Thanks sheila, I try. This goretexx bloke couldn't tie my bootlaces. I eat babies like him for breakfast! I've done way more than him, crikey. One time, last week, I snowshoed down to Alabama. I broke my ice axe on the way, which meant I had to climb Rainier (Which is in southern Alabama, by the way) with a fork in each hand and broken glass glued to my vasquessssssss! I grew the world's first pot TREE on the peak, but smoked it before I could get a pic- In fact, I use all my photos of all my adventures as rolling paper, which is why I can't actually prove I've done anything more than go on a couple of TT group hikes. BLIMEY! So, I hiked back to New York in an hour, threatening everything in a skirt on the way, and wrote this trip report. Bloody Hell!"
boretex
11:11:51 AM
02/26/03

"lol.........lots of love i see..........i aint ever leaving......btw........u aint gonna find me on any guide rosters cause the tryouts are in may.....duh, so i aint lying....

the rest is made up by some vindictive broad, which outta respect, i wont mention names"
goretexx
12:12:34 PM
02/26/03

That's right matess, I'm back! Of course, I had to dust off the old password and screen namee- It's rough getting internet access when you're over thirty with no job- i had to suck a lot of things to get the scratch together so I could sit in an internet cafe for five minutes. Anyways, you might remember these old posts- My name wasn't on the guide rosters because the tryouts weren't until may, and guess what? My name's still not on there. Why? They told me it was because the closest I ever got to K-2 was K-Mart. BLIMEY!”

“See? This guy has his own troll. He can't be that bad. I really want to meet him. Where does he live?”

“Go away.”

“It must have been the best 20 seconds of your life. After all you're still harping over it after all this time.

You got dumped phuckhead...move on.”

“Goretexx is a loser. At least Lizs and I ended and stayed friends...your a horsesass. and everytime you rear your ugly hatred, you prove it. your loser, a poser and generally a big phukin putz. and your a toad and a person of such little conscience and consideration. I, for one hope you fall off a rock and land upside down, so you can impale youself up your own#&%!$. dumbass!!!”

“Righto, stikmon.

Twinkle Toes is a cool, vibrant, righteous chick. We'll forgive her for one slip in judgment...”

“I still want to meet this guy.”

“Hey Goretex,

You're one classy guy.

#&%!$ OFF”

“No need ta sugar-coat it, stikky, tell us how ya really feel...”

“I wasn't going to post to this thread while it was drifting downwards, but since its near the top I have to share one thing I learned.

Almost anyone can seem decent before a relationship starts, or early on. It's how someone handles rejection or a breakup that reveals character.

Goretex's post is very informative in that regard.”

“This is quite a long pity party.”

“I think we should let this fall down to the dirt where it belongs.

just let it go already!

NO MORE POST PLEASE!”

“Maple, this is not an attack. But I find you to be very passive. I can think of many threads that your answer to the problem is simply, let it go all will be well. Unfortunatly, leting things go usualy doesn't work.

----

Goretext, you are a dirty duche bag. Shut up. You're arrora is not welcome.”

“Well, well, well...

I can see someone was bored this weekend.

Slow time on, what was it again, Rainier? Say hello to Santa Claus while you're up there...”

“"Maple, this is not an attack. But I find you to be very passive."

Holy crap! Quite the oposite Tea. It is her past experiences that have taught her that this is the best way to deal with idots on line. Ms. Pottymouth passive? LOL!

Sorry to bring it back to the top.”

“Well, I have found here to be passive in recent weeks.


and to stay on topic...

Gaytex”

“geez be nice to some people and I still get into trouble.

maybe tea you should try to get out of the house once in a while. does the heart good!!

maple (pass word hell)”

“Losertexx,

It will be my pleasure to kick your scrawny, immature, lying @ss back to wherever you came from. Why don't you leave the ladies alone and come play with the big boys.

You're nothing but a loser and pretender, and I'm tired of your inane banter. Take your psycho-drama somewhere else.

Anytime you want losertexx - although It's evident that you'd be too chicken to ever show up.”

“"Im your huckleberry"”

“did I read Goretexx's original post wrong . . .


Or did he publicly admit that he let Twink use a strap-on on him??!


(not ath there's anything wrong with that???? or isn't there?”

“Say what you will about goretexx, but he has something that most of us never will - carnal knowledge of Twinkle Toes.”

“Ive been living the life very coveted by many so called mountaineers back on the east.......yawn.........and am workin up on Alaska's "the great one" for the spring and summer climbing season........FYI * Rainier summits....2 Mckinley so far boys and girls.......”