CU L8R! IM GON :)

“Can you say divorce?

D-I-V-O-R-C-E”

“That's classy.”

“say it two more times and make maple a happy woman ;)”

“To think a little kayak could bring them to this ...”

“Here's another one:

H-A-L-F!”

“I heard a guy say the other day he carried a picture of his wife in his wallet and every time he’d get tempted to cheat he’d take it out and look at reminding him what he would give up if he cheats. He said later he just took a picture of all his stuff, and ripped it in half instead. And carried that.

Maybe Treebeard should carry that picture when he goes to the gear shops?”

“You may be onto something, Nig! :)”

“Seriously tree, a kayak is a small price to pay. Of course, when you've squandered all your money at the car pound and buying culinary judges, I guess things do get a little tight.”

“Yeah, may have to knock over a liquor store soon, Geo. A small task for such an underhanded and unsavory character like myself..”

“Which way are you going to split the kayak; length-wise or width-wise?”

“She gets the top. I get the bottom..”

“Enough of this ribbing!”

“That wasn't a rib Tom. That was a chop.”

“I liked the story of the guy who was so fed up with the divorce settlement that he chain-sawed his house in half.”

“You're in luck when you've got a McCulloch!”

“oh, hurl. i'd say just using that stupid SMS language is grounds for divorce in itself!”

“Truthfully, I'm with Lyra on that one...”

“Oh yeah, lyra,, this comes from someone with LUV MNKY on her license plates.”

“i wish! :-D and i DO use those stupid smiley faces way too much. LOL!”