Mapleleaf you have mail

“You've got mail.”

“The bartender was washing his glasses, when an elderly Irishman
came in, and with great difficulty, hoisted his bad leg over the barstool,
pulled himself up painfully, and asked for a sip of Irish whiskey. The
Irishman looked down the bar and asked, "Is that Jesus down there?"
The bartender nodded and the Irishman told him to give Jesus an Irish
whiskey also.

The next patron was an ailing Italian with a hunched back and slowness
of movement. He shuffled up to the barstool and asked for a glass of
Chianti. He also looked down the bar and asked if that was Jesus
sitting down there. The bartender nodded and the Italian said to give
him a glass of Chianti.

The third patron, a redneck, swaggered in, dragging his knuckles on
the floor and hollering: "Barkeep, set me up a cold one. Hey, is that
God's Boy down there?" The barkeep nodded, and the redneck told
him to give Jesus a cold one too.

As Jesus got up to leave, he walked over to the Irishman, touched him
and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Irishman felt the
strength come back to his leg, and he got up and danced a jig to the
door. Jesus touched the Italian and said, "For your kindness, you are
healed!" The Italian felt his back straighten, and he raised his hands
above his head and did a flip out the door. As Jesus walked toward the
redneck, the redneck jumped back and exclaimed, "Don't touch me, I'm
drawin' disability!"”

“Hey Maple...you got mail!”

“but could you take a few micro-moments out of your busy day and check you mail?

Thanks so much!”

“Yeah-uh !”

“see you got me all excited and nothing was there. your just a BIG tease!”

“Moi?

Non, non !

I was just takin' the opportunity to razz ya !

Butthead”

“

still waiting.


Butthead, im in NO mood to deal with you today!”

“Hoo hoo ha ha ha ha ha”

“I sent you mail last night mapes, You didn't get it???


errrrrr, hotf$#%#$^mail....”

“what addy?”

“Hey Mapes....
I think Tom T. wants to send you some mail! ;)”

“backpacker.com?”

“hmmm think they banned me?


please resend it again. wait is it porn?

stovie darling,
mr tombuttheadterrific knows my addy and can email me till the mad cows come home!”

“I resent it and no, it wasn't porn.

Do you want me to send you porn???”

“is this going to upset me? i have had a very bad week”

“A moving experience, no?”

“ME? UPSET YOU???

really now Pottymouth!”

“Dude, don't mess with Maple.
she had a bad week...”

“ok you'all got mail!”

“aol address”

“bump”

“maple...i'll say it again..you've got mail!!!! Now answer it darn you :P”

“~taps her foot~

mapleleaf! :D”

“hehehe hey what can I say. I am a little slow!”

“OMG mike would have a #&%!$ fit if I bought one of those things mapes LMAO It might be worth it jsut to see him freak out ;)”