The official Petition

“I don't know. Ask "Uppity," here.

He still won't say why he's got a Bible in one hand and a sign saying "Up Yours, Kid" in the other.”

“Went from Petition to redneck talk.”

“To appease the simpleton! Ok The bible in the one hand is to pray to god that morons like you will be eradicated! The sign is self representing!”

“He's a appeaser!

I knew it all along.”

“The Kentucky Mudflap!"
Wounded Knee
02:57:22 PM
07/29/03

HEY! Easy there!! It's a Ga/Arkansas creation if anything!

although Kentucky Mudflap does sort of roll off the tongue.
This one's courtesy of Tilt:

_{clearing throat}
Mullet Haiku
Shampoo stings my eyes,
I will never feel that twice:
slick hair smells like gas.


O! SQUIRREL brother,
Your tail, my hair. We are one.
Yet I must eat you.”

“Ah Yes... the Mullet Haiku!

You known they'll be the latest rage after that sitcom starts up this Fall. UU will be in fashion again, <G>”

“No SW, I am inclined to think mullets are native to Lower Alabama.”

“Ban the mullets!!!!!!!!


8o”

“I don't know where they originated, but I do know they were quite popular in CA in the eighties. I went to an expensive "stylist" with my long hair in the eighties and came out with a mullet. I loved my mullet at the time. Now my daughters use my pictures from those days to get a good laugh when they need one.”

“I think the Achey Breaky Heart guy officially killed the Mullet.

It must've been like the scene from "Dracula Has Risen From The Grave" when Christopher Lee falls over the cliff and spears himcelf of the giant crucifix. He's squirming around screaming, gurgling and bleeding from his tear ducts while the priest prays his ass off and everyone else is chewing their fingernails down to the bone...

Hey, it was the Feel-Good Hit of the Summer of '68...



BUT I Guess It Wasn't Enough!

Thanks to Rupert Murdoch, the Mullet is making a comeback!


(check your local listings)”

“thanks to rupert, tilt's blood pressure has risen 27 points in the last 3 years...”