Saddam Captured

“I'm hearing rumors. Anyone else?”

“I really, should have put a question mark after that one?”

“well if it's posted here, then it must be true. i get all my news here first!”

“I think you are jumping the gun just a bit.”

“You'd better be right, ynami, I'm putting big bucks on the terror futures market!”

“apparently stocks are up on the whispers.”

“from where? The voices in your head don't count.”

“Buy on the rumor, sell on the news?”

“All I see is an audiotape from Saddam mentioning the death of his sons was released but I'm crossing all my fingers and all my toes.”

“If they get him alive.... Can you imagine the show trial?

good grief.”

“Happy Father's Day, Saddam!”

“He can room with Milosevic”

“No but they are getting close. They found his last hideout. He left in such a hurry, he left behind his mustache and eyebrows. How will they recognize him now?”

“Are you sure it wasn't one of his doubles?”

“You wure that wasn't Mister Potato Head's hideout?”

“They only found his remains:

”

“The reports I see are the capture of his bodyguard and a tape in which he calls his dead sons martyrs.”

“suuuuurrrreeee”

“Well, he got the "dead" part correct.”

“And How.”

“Well if people actually beleive Saddam is recording these tapes, that should shut everyone up and convince them the sons were actually killed.”

“I have trouble believing that they'll want to take him alive, or that he'll want to be taken alive.”

“You're right about that, Y.”

“It will be better for the troops if they take him alive, IMHO. Otherwise, the crazies have another martyr.”

“It's hard to imagine Saddam as a cult hero... but look at the skinheads with their Hitler posters and swastika tattoos.

I guess ANYthing is possible after seeing that.”

“Here you go!!!

Breaking News”

“I know better that to click any of those by now!”

“nice try Vio! I would click if I were you!”

“Wow Vio...you....are...just too...clever....for us....

I wish....I could....suck as....bad as you.”

“I can't believe it! Thanks for the links, Violin, I would have missed the news entirely!

OK...so, now we get to hear about the trial for the next five years, right?”

“He got me again! Just when I thought he was actually linking to real sites. Congratulations, Viola!”

“Yippee! If I can help just one person...”

“Saddam Captured...

wanna bet?

<G>”

“Hold your mouse pointer over the link....and look at the status bar on your browser...it can be hidden with javascript, butusually, you can see where a link would take you, before you click on it.”

“Got me to. Got an easy to close out of it though.”

“*ears perk up*

It can be hidden in javascript?

Oh boy!”

“thanks a LOT there, Fritz. ;-) trolls, i'll tell ya what...”

“I still don't see anything on Reuters.

Is this an example of that inscrutable British humor?”

“I thought the same thing Lyra, but then I remembered I never click on a Violin link anyway.”

“I saw it on reuters and also on Yahoo (not sourced from Reuters.)

In both cases, all it said was there was a rumor 11:15 this morning....and stocks jumped a bit.

I think it was totally unsubstantiated. Totally made up by someone, or some whisper-down-the-lane effect among stockbrokers who had too much coffe.”

“I guess I can uncross my fingers and toes now. I'm getting cramps.”

“OTR?”

“Good sources, Violin. I haven't gone there for news in a long while. Thanks for the update.

mfsb”

“Sweet!

I got over 30 hits today!

Thanks Saddam!”

“Your welcome,

Saddam

P.S I am just using this Wounded Knee guy's account so no one knows it me. SSSSHHHHHHH”

“Let us know what a Tomahawk cruise missile up the tail pipe feels like, okay WK?”