Call Any Vegetable

“I just want to ask her what her favorite vegetable is and where she's hiding it...

Veg Out”

“There was a woman back in Tampa at the University Of South Florida named Kathy Freeman. In light of the women's movement back then in the late 70's, she changed her name to Kathy Freeperson, giving the local media some fodder t 0play with...”

“wowsers.....talk about your leftwing whacko.....


peta is run by extremist, just like the aclu or people for the american way....it's sad that they suck in regular people who have no idea as to the true intents of these groups.”

“How come all the crazy people live in Indiana?

I sure could go for a think, juicey, steak right now! and some chicken and bacon. Almost forgot, pigeon!”

“Should be GoVegDitzCom!”

“or eatmymeat.com”

“There is a lady/man that lives here and is very active in PETA. She/he was dressed in a lettuce outfit this weekend at Bele Chere. When I saw her, tall..blonde..and quite "blessed", I commented to my friend as to how pretty she was. My friend then informbed me that it was a man that had a sex change!!!!”

“I sympathize with the PETA point of view. However, they are their own worst enemy. This is just another proof.”

“I agree, Dun. But the extremism and the methods used are a bit much...”

“I wonder if they have changed anyone's mind?”

“They changed mine.

I am ready for a medium rare steak right now instead of later.”

“Any truth to the rumor that strat is changing his name to
ihatecontemptibleClintonvotingbiggovernmenttaxandspendSatanistsupportingliberals.com ?”

“Don't give him any ideas, violin.”

“And please don't call him .com for short.”

“I guess he can't change his name to rush.com. Already been taken.”

“voilineatsearthworms.com”

“stratdewd is certainly no "tax and spender".......he spends words without taxing his brain.


People For The American Way, extremists???
Since when is the American way extreme?

strat, why do you hate America so?”

“aawww, you boys are so adorable.”

“Hey, shut up and be nasty!”

“People For The American Way, extremists???
Since when is the American way extreme?
Tom Terrific
11:21:41 AM
07/31/03

Since when are those people for the American way?”

“Yeah, Lyra, Tom's right. If you can't be mean, you're gonna have to find another website.”

“why don't you all EatIt.com!
;-P”

“What's the American way? missionary?”

“Ha! That's perfect for you lyra!

The Poster Formerly Known As Lyra.
EatIt.com!
Maybe you could just have a symbol like Prince.”

“Stickman, People For The American Way are anti-fascist......but that don't set well with some.”

“"Fish don't have feelings!"
-Elaine on The Seinfeld Show”

“Tom, they're also anti-states' rights.”

“HerAdorableness.com”

“my cause would be totally worth it, Aero!

i think my favorite Elaine moment is when she starts screaming, "Flip your dog's ear over!!"”

“I think monkeybutts.com would be more appropriate for her adoreableness.”

“Anti state's rights?

On what issue?”

“sounds good, Tunabreath.com!”

“My favorite Elaine Benes moment is the dancing scene!”

“doggiestyle.com”

“bunsupkneelin'.com”

“Does anyone remember where Elaine Benes was from?

bonus points for the specific town.”

“Baltimore!”

“Ooooooo, you are soooooo close!”

“bumfu_knowhere.com might be appropriate for the Dunadan.”

“Annapolis?”

“Baltimore was closer!”

“whogivesaratsassaboutmarylandanyway.com”

“don't be jealous, Dunadan...you can come visit us any time! we'll even try to rustle up some bales of hay and tornadoes to make you feel at home.”

“Dontforgetthedust.com”

“No?

I'm sitting in the university named for "Elaine's" home town.

Dunadan, what was the outcome of that stuff on NPR about Kansas being "flatter" than a pancake?

I didn't hear it all but there was something about a pancake the scale of Kansas would be full of HUGE holes many miles deep(????)”

“youguysaretoomeantomeandI'mleavingTT.com”

“Towson!”

“BTW, that's not a pancake (with holes) Tom. it's a waffle...”

“Yeah, Tom. I guess you are the only one with the intellect to actually listen to the really important reports on the news. They took the IHOP pancake and made it to Kansas scale and looked at all of the craters, thereby determining that Kansas is way ahead in flatness. Nothing but pride flourishing in this state since then.”

“treebeard!!!

You possess whizzdumb and knowledge beyond belief!”