This just in.....

“Guess what, I am pregnant! I am so glad to have this job...

10:08:36 AM
08/01/03



who is the father?

gear slut?

j/k”

“opps i left out the Wounded Knee part.”

“oh dang - I almost feel out of my chair thinking you were pregnant!”

“I wonder if we need to call 911 to perform CPR on Treebeard?”

“Guess what, I am pregnant! I am so glad to have this job...


Wounded Knee
10:08:36 AM
08/01/03”

“Wait a minute here! We were careful! How could this have happened?”

“tree would die if I was preggies”

“I think I would too!”

“Yeah, his Viagra prescription hasn't come in yet!”

“ok Wk, let me explain this slowly so the butt head trolls can follow...


first you have a couple of drinks. then the little tadpol goes "oh baby, can I swim in your fountain of love?"
then the chicken eggs says "yes, but how much money is in your wallet?"

then......”

“I just got mine. You should try some pack. Makes event the big guy, bigger.”

“"tree would die if I was preggies"
mapleleaf
10:28:43 AM
08/01/03

You might too...under suspicious circumstances...








;-)”

“Thanks maple! It all makes sense now.”

“I already get dizzy for all the blood needed to get things going, I only got so many litres.”

“If something Maple said makes sense, you need to reread it.

(Just funnin ya Mapes!”

“TPM - don't flatter yourself. It's highly unlikely you would get dizzy from the redirection of blood considering that there is probably not much to redirect too.


LOL!

man, that was really nasty - I actually feel bad...”

“Why do you feel bad. He insults everyone on this site, throw a little back at him.”

“That was awfully cruel Twinks!”

“But it was good.”

“I take it back, you ought to be ashamed! Now time for a spanking!”

“GOD:
Get on with it!
DINGO:
[sigh]
[clunk]
Oh, wicked, wicked Zoot. Oh, she is a naughty person and she must pay the penalty, and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon: you must tie her down on a bed and spank her.
GIRLS:
A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO:
You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me.
AMAZING:
And spank me.
STUNNER:
And me.
LOVELY:
And me.
DINGO:
Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS:
A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!
DINGO:
And after the spanking, the oral sex.
GIRLS:
The oral sex! The oral sex!
GALAHAD:
Well, I could stay a bit longer.”

“Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt.

”

“http://www.geocities.com/gene_yuss1/scary.gif

any one else see the word

gene yuss?

how did you find that?
i didnt see that until yeturday?”

“Ah. classic material TB!”

“Huh?”

“So, GenePackManYuss, not done with the case study yet? Does it screw things up if the subjects become aware of the geek whose studying them?”

“gene yuss is either
UP
or
TPM

go to properits and look at the address”

“up first posted that skit

then TPM rposted it.


but when TPM posted it, the addy said Gene yuss.”

“So, this means the troll made a troll of himself?”

“Would they even think of handing out a degree to a sophomoric twit for studying me?

Bachelor's degree in Geobeetology?”

“Wounded, I teach h.s. kids about how "that" happens. Let me know and I'll send you some info. and worksheets. You'll understand better. LOL!”

“???

Newgie teaches spanking???”

“Teach Me!

And me

and me! And me!

I'm next...”

“...not too quick on the draw these people...

Change Granola brands.”

“Stay out of this ThirstyPenguin'sMate. Newgie's teaching spankings!”

“This seems like a lot of time to spend on one class project, Gene. I mean, do you have other classes? This must be worth the whole grade if you are willing to spend most of your week antagonizing and analyzing such an unintelligent bunch of morons like us...”

“NOOOO! I teach them about how one becomes pregnant. She said she didn't know how it happened. You fruitballs!”

“I'm shooting for the A+.

My professor, she isn't that hot, so I will have to work for this grade.”

“I would think so. After all, you put a lot of time and effort into this...”

“Ohhhhh, that wounded knee.

Okay Newgie, back to the subject at hand, as it were. Does it have anything to do with mounting? Pleeze pleeze pleeze tell me!”

“She said she didn't know how it happened. You fruitballs!"
newgirl
11:48:23 AM
08/01/03


ME?
no way it was wonded knee that had no clue about how he got preggies. so i tiold him

NG did I come close to the truth??

heheh”

“Is that Diddy Dooright?”

“wooooooohoooooooo congrats maple!!!!”

“not me goofball

wounded knee is....”

“sorry it was a joke that i messed up!!!”

“What the hell is going on here? Am I pregnant? Like I said before, Maple I thought we were careful?

Nice packman! I should have called myself Oglala.”