Arkansas: The Natural State?

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Finally.........its Jam night this Thursday 6-10p at George's. Come on out and work the cobwebs off those strings, sticks, and reeds: or at least off your beer drinking arm. This will be our last jam before Blues in the Natural State on August 22,23, so come get warmed up because there will be some serious jamming at that event.

Ozark Blues Society”

“Blair.com, thank you, Matt, for an ad which is eye appealing.”

“I think Alaska has a crush on Pat Boone.”

“What does an attractive woman at the beach have to do with Pat Boone, moron?”

“Obviously you don't know a lot about blair.com.”

“so strat, bacpac and chili are in a natural state eh?
and big foot too!”

“Don't forget Pat Boone.”

“What about Debbie Boone?”

“oooh baybee!

arky, lets go hiking dood!”

“I'm ready. As soon as the temp drops about 30 degrees.”

“Will October get here fast enough?”

“Hick alert!

New photo at right shows Arkansas hicks hiking in blue jeans.”

“come on down and see us sometime alaska....if castro will let ya leave , that is....”

“Even Castro doesn't hike in blue jeans, farmer boy.”

“Backac`s right,.. there`s nothin` here for you in Arkansas.

You`d hate it here, stuff`s to damn green, water`s to freakin` clear, the air`s way to fresh, you gota hide behind a tree to bait your hook, or the fish`ll jump you at the water`s edge, wild life`s takin` over the place, hell there`s deer standin` in the roads most mornin`s wantin` to hitch a ride out it`s so bad here.

You wouldn`t like the folks here either. Hell, they`re mean to you, almost force you to eat with `em and you`re offered something to drink before you clear the door good. Folks here `bouts are so hard up for company they adopt you on the spot, tellin` you to come on in, take your shoes off, make yourself at home, hell, clean up somethin`;)

Yup, Backpack`s right, there`s nothin` for you here, just move along, folks that come here don`t seem to ever wanna leave, so best you just stay clear to hell away;)”

“And just WTF do you think is either wrong or funny about waking up to roosters crowing????”