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Arkansas: The Natural State?View Messages“IMHO, the sky/clouds looks fake, and other than some autumn color, there is nothing appealing about Arkansas.” 12:33:14 PM 8/02/03 “LOL. I’m sure bacpac, stratdewd, Big Foot and the others would be delighted to show you around the Arkansas backwoods.” 2:58:53 PM 8/02/03 “If bacpac, Clinton, & statdewd are typical Arkansas folk, then that's really one disgusting state.” 4:59:15 PM 8/02/03 “Excuse me, but I am not sure why you are bashing Arkansas. Could you give us a reason, other than the attempt to stir things up? Have you ever been to Arkansas? Fake clouds? Hmmmmmm.......” 6:26:20 PM 8/02/03 “alaska doesnt like clinton? clinton must be too far to the right for alaskas taste” 6:32:20 PM 8/02/03 “For once I agree with Alaska. Arkansas sucks, go somewhere else. Nothing to see here, move along.” 7:46:16 PM 8/02/03 “uhhhmmmm.......you wanna come over here and say that? i just spent 4 wonderful hours with my wonderful family in this wonderful state in the wonderful mulberry river on a wonderful rope swing and 4 wonderful budweisers... i don't recall asking for your piss-ant opinion anyways alaska, you carpet biting, bone smoking, fudge packer..... stop by anytime you feel man enough.....” 8:10:06 PM 8/02/03 “Sarcasm Stratdewd, sarcasm.” 9:15:29 PM 8/02/03 “more like wisdom treebait - anything to reduce the crowding - even lies work sometimes” 10:20:46 PM 8/02/03 “Buffalo NF is pretty nice, some real good river running opportunities. For the part of the country it's in, it's not that bad. Very green too.” 10:24:10 PM 8/02/03 “I have found something wonderful in every state I have visited and have been to 42 of them.” 10:26:52 PM 8/02/03 “Keep your sorry a$$ out of our wonderful state. What a freakin loser.” 10:55:26 PM 8/02/03 “i doupt he's ever been near arkansas, jgeils. i'm sure he would drown out the chicken house smell if he ever came here. matt, this troll has overstayed his welcome. i highly reccomend banning him/her. can there be anybody that actually likes him? he's an embarassment to us all and even to his liberal friends on here. he's bringing the whole board down with him.” 9:11:07 AM 8/03/03 9:35:14 AM 8/03/03 “It is official now. I am a resident of the State or Arkansas. #&%!$ you, Alaska!” 8:46:25 AM 8/04/03 “oops..."State of Arkansas"” 8:47:08 AM 8/04/03 “stratdewd, everything about your outing sounds wonderful, but "wonderful Budweiser"?? Buttgeyser, the king of beers!” 8:50:17 AM 8/04/03 “chili, do you enjoy paying state income tax now?” 8:52:58 AM 8/04/03 “In another year, I would have to pay them in TN anyway. It is just a matter of time. However, being from Alabama, I am well versed in State Income taxes.” 9:22:55 AM 8/04/03 “ Sure, it gets your attention, but I treat it like spam.” 9:46:32 AM 8/04/03 “That was weird....” 9:49:46 AM 8/04/03 Take the Second... “Arkansas: The Annoying Banner Ad State Sure, it gets your attention, but I treat it like spam.” 9:52:13 AM 8/04/03 “i'd really like to visit arkansas, seems to be lots of cool places. richland creek, buffalo river, oachita nat'l forest, cool waterfalls. i notice several mountains have talus slopes, very similar to central PA.” 10:22:00 AM 8/04/03 “October is a good time to be on the OHT, jmitch. Anytime you get ready for an Arkansas trip, we will be glad to accomodate you.” 10:28:08 AM 8/04/03 “"Excuse me, but I am not sure why you are bashing Arkansas. Could you give us a reason, other than the attempt to stir things up? Have you ever been to Arkansas? Fake clouds? Hmmmmmm......." Dunadan 06:26:20 PM 08/02/03 - Hicks - Klinton - Odor - The 3 smart people that moved away. - It sucks. - Rednecks. But hey, it's better than Mississippi.” 10:29:24 AM 8/04/03 “Fake Clouds? I wonder how much they cost? I prefer blue skys myself. Chili's an Arky! Strat - There is a float trip this coming weekend on the Buffalo. Stalker is planning it I'll forward you the "secret plans".” 10:51:24 AM 8/04/03 “Why is everything here red?” 12:33:28 PM 8/04/03 “Joe McCarthy was right ... reds everywhere!” 12:35:51 PM 8/04/03 “ did that fix it?” 12:36:29 PM 8/04/03 “Now?” 12:36:55 PM 8/04/03 Actual sign at border? “ Welcome to Arkansas Please set your watch back 20 years ” 12:37:30 PM 8/04/03 “TILT??!!” 12:37:42 PM 8/04/03 “ ....” 12:39:59 PM 8/04/03 “Is it still red? LOL It was red because I turned the red font on and I'm red-green colorblind and couldn't tell it was still on! Sorry ---” 12:40:02 PM 8/04/03 “Not as red as your face, no doubt. j/k, you've got it now.” 12:41:22 PM 8/04/03 “ Hmm....” 12:42:27 PM 8/04/03 tilt “ I guess that explains why you call everyone a redneck.” 12:50:56 PM 8/04/03 “That is sooooo pitiful. PLEASE take your time and try again later.” 1:18:04 PM 8/04/03 “lmao bacsmak! youse guys are a bunch of mutton heads! mozie, i just answered your e-mail. thanks ! tom, she who must be obeyed(buffalobabe) bout me the bud so i couldn't complain. and besides, the liquor store out in the sticks doesn't carry red dog, my beer of choice. i can't afford that fanchy schmanchy european beer you snooty rich liberals all drink....” 10:44:11 PM 8/04/03 “A man in Topeka, Kansas decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and worked east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign which read: "$10,000 a minute."Seeking out the Pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The Pastor answered that the golden phone was, in fact, a direct line to Heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God. The man thanked the Pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, San Diego, Greensboro, Tampa, Chicago and all around the United States, he found more phones with the same sign with the same answer from each Pastor. Finally, he arrived in Arkansas. Upon entering a church in Fayetteville, behold, he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read: "Calls: 35 cents." Fascinated, he asked to talk to the Pastor. "Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone. I have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God, but, in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads 35 cents. Why?" The Pastor, smiling benignly, replied, "Son, you're in Arkansas now -- it's a local call” 9:14:06 AM 8/05/03 “Hey Stratdewd, I'm actually looking to possibly move to Fayetteville. I've been up there looking at real estate and trying to figure out what type of restaurant to open. Any suggestions on what the area needs and where to put it? Also, got season tickets for this year. Go Hogs Go!!!!” 11:28:48 AM 8/05/03 “I suggest a BBQ stand. As many times as the Hogs will get roasted this year, it should be popular.” 11:37:07 AM 8/05/03 “Chili roasts his own team! I'm sure you're going to be a big Razorback fan now, aren't you big guy?” 2:07:24 PM 8/05/03 “Dunadan, let's put it this way. I would expect you to cheer for K State before I would yell soooeee pig.” 2:30:34 PM 8/05/03 “You have me all wrong, Mr. Memphis. I DO cheer for Kansas State, except when they play KU. I enjoy the fact that THE worst program in Div I has had such a miraculous turnaround. They should have a great season again, this year. You use to be able to lie down in the bleachers at a K-State game and not be bothered. Now, you can't get a ticket. I'm only hoping that Kansas can be competitive in football. Now, go cheer on the Hogs, Chili!” 3:35:01 PM 8/05/03 “Here, piggy piggy, here piggy piggy...... Chili wants to Volunteer you for something. How's that Mr Haiku Master?” 3:37:19 PM 8/05/03 I for one, “find Arkansas to be a not too fun place, thats why I keep going back, to get it right. see ya'll this weekend, for another sucky time on the waterless bufalo river.” 4:04:24 PM 8/05/03 “That's a start, Chili. Now, try this one...... Rock Chalk Jayhawk Kaaaayyyy UUuuuuuuu” 4:07:08 PM 8/05/03 “What about the Ozarks and the Ouchitas? They would draw me to the Natural State! Rich Bauer and his Old Goat Patrol backpacked in Arkansas.I think it's very beautiful from what I've seen.” 6:08:54 PM 8/05/03 “stick, you comin over here this weekend? we're going to the river and renting a cabin. we're gonna do a dayhike and do some serious river playing.....gimme a call... jgeils, that's awesome! this place is growin like crazy. lot's of resturants round here are full every night. shoot me an email when you're headed over. maybe we could hook up. i'll be playing at georges majestic lounge on thur night. stop by if your in town. chili, it's PIC SOOIE.....not soooie pig....geesh” 12:41:14 AM 8/06/03
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