Derranged

“Who is? Who isnt?”

“I am!

No you're not!

Yes, I AM!

No, you're not!

YES, I AM!

NO, YOU'RE NOT!!!”

“How are we supposed to put you through school if all you are going to do all day is go on your computer and annoy people? You know, young man, we have told you time and again that your studies are important and you need to spend more time writing up those silly reports for that nasty lady professor of yours. Now, get to work or we will take away your computer!”

“I am a computer.”

“Don't flatter yourself, Gene Yuss. You are not that good!”

“Trolling and stringing people along for awhile for some useless campus project is no great claim to fame...”

“In your world maybe not... but it will get me published and my own team and classes... what do I care what you think? You are one of the best contributors, I should be thanking you.”

“No sweat off my back. I am on here with or with out you... And to think of how many times you told me how stupid I am and how I have nothing to say.”

“Just fueling the fire.”

“beside, plenty of trash gets published.”

“A lot of trash here!”

“Oh, and GeneYuss! Deranged has only one R. Hopefully, the editor you use will be able to spell...”

“you should know, UU. Top of the heap for you!”

“In order to fully qualify as deranged, one must first obtain the official field guide .”