Welfare Poem

“THE WELFARE POEM God bless the U.S.A.

I come for visit, get treated regal,
So I stay. Who care I illegal?

I cross border, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.

Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."

Welfare checks, they make you wealthy.
Medicaid it keep you healthy!

By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.

Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them come as fast as you can.

They come in rags and Chebby trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.

They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!

Fourteen families they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.

Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,

"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.

Send for family (they just trash),
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!

Everything is mucho good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.

We have hobby--it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!

American crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.

We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race.

If they no like us, they can go,
Got lots of room in Mexico

I Love America!”

“Go to your room, young man! If you can't get your schoolwork done, then you are cutoff!”

“"...buy big house with welfare bucks..."

BIG HOUSE?

Must be corporate welfare.”

“Your Welfare house isn't big enough for you then?”

“That's right!

And I want some corporate food stamps too!”

“Why shouldn't immigrants be allowed the government dole. It's the first thing they learn about America. They have to give a lot of money in INS fees to come here.

The entire American system is based on screwing the other guy to make it easy on oneself. Think about it. They only learned the American way, why blame them?”

“...because they are illegal?”

“"The entire American system is based on screwing the other guy to make it easy on oneself. Think about it. They only learned the American way, why blame them?"


Pyramid scheme?”

“Does that mean they are all going in to Amway?”

“What does illegal have to do with it? The entire American system is based on getting away with the illegal, finding loopholes, bending the rules, cheating, etc.”

“I though PackMan here wasn't going to post until TC3. What happened?”

“I hadn't heard that laqtis. Why TC3? Did he say?

Hey Alaska, I have to say, I'm pleasantly suprised to see you break out of your routine and start posting stuff other than pure politics.”

“Long story, short - he did a boo boo and someone called him on it.He said that he wouldn't post again until after TC3. TC3 is where he plans on "coming out", shall we say, to everyone. Already broke his promise. For more info, please see "I am Ashamed" thread.”

“Thread started by ThePackMan
08:39:07 AM
08/05/03

Last post on it by him at 11:43:13 AM.

I wont post anything else, troll or not, until after TC3.
- ThePackMan
03:33:47 PM
08/05/03”

“Let the witch hunt begin!”

“Which hunt?”

“Something flew over your head Tom.”

“I was pointing out that his posts on this thread were prior to his pledge not to post until after TC3. He seems to be keeping his (or her?) word.”

“Ridicule of poor immigrants is great sport for beetle-brained cowards.”