The Long Overdue Bust on Lyra Thread!

“She's got fat knees, hates Dylan and loves Tarpy. What gives?”

“The monkeys are blackmailing her.

There can be no other explanation.”

“Alright, uh........she lives in some $h!thole suburb of D.C.”

“Jane Goodall just rolled over in her grave!”

“She wouldn't know what a backpack was if Tarpy didn't make her clean his gear.”

“I once knew a girl with an overdue bust. You wouldn't believe how she blossomed in college though!”

“You trying to figure out a woman, BB?
I thought you were smarter than that. ;)”

“I'm glad she finally has a bust...”

“...legs like a wet hoagie roll.”

“How many lyra in a dollar anyway?”

“my knees are not THAT fat!!!!! LOL!

and Bethesda kicks the ass of every suburb EVER, Tom! Baltimore is the armpit of MD anyway, SO THERE.

aawww, you guys love me so much...
:-D”

“.....where the auto traffic sucks all the time.

Strip malls and fast food as far as the eye can see.....through the smog.”

“... legs like a pool table...”

“OK, everyone loves Lyra, we can all agree to that. But a good Seinfeld style roast is always a good thing!”

“hmmm, you did keep your knees covered though Lyra..... very suspicious.”

“Bethesda???

Are they still callin' South Rockville, "Bethesda"?”

“strip malls? fast food? you have the wrong suburb, Tom. perhaps you're thinking of WAY last month when i lived in Rockville?
;-)

Tarpy will be glad to see my bust has finally arrived...heeheehee!!”

“Lyra what were you busted for?”

“... a face like an Edvard Munch painting...”

“Did Buddha just imply that lyra's worth less than a dollar?”

“I know this guy that had a third eye. He's now blind in the tird eye becuase he accidently was nailed by an inadverdant knee from some chicked named Lyra while hiking. Now the poor guy's in a rock band called Third Eye Blind.”

“If lyra is less than a dollar, is it more than two bits?”

“Real Bethesda?

I was a letter carrier in South Rockville.......Rollins Avenue, next to the fire house just west of The Pike.”

“As long as they're naughty bits, chili, I don't care...lol...”

“I wonder if they tried to tie monkeypox into owners of primates that sport above average sized knees?”

“Is that a "brown eye"?”

“You could prolly buy a used Dylan CD for a Lyra.”

“REAL Bethesda, as in downtown, near the metro! oh yeah baby!

LMAO @ Buddha!! well, this is spicing up my work day.

AND, i'll have you know, ynami said i look like Avril Lavigne, and she doesn't have fat knees! so that proves they're not THAT fat!!! do we have any Sk8rboiz in the house??
;-D”

“Serious Question:

How much Lyra would it take to get knee lypo?”

“i'd like to have the extra knee material re-located to my bust!”

“feel the love”

“god, that really sounds like a line doesn't it....”

“feel the bust.”

“No chit, lyra?

Wisconsin and What?”

“feel the lust turn to bust, but only if it's hike you must.”

“...Western Ave?”

“only after you pay your less-than-a-dollar, must hike.

Battery Lane, Tom!”

“They used to do that, but they stopped because the transplanted fat won't stay put. It always ends up going home.”

“I have to pay to bust on Lyra?”

“I'm guessing that on lyra's next TT trip, there's going to be a lot of guys with quarters in their pockets...”

“I'm a bit fuzzy on D.C. these days, lyra.

We moved out of the area in '87 and landed in Baltimore, uh, yeah......Baltimore.”

“she's in the boonies Tom”

“Rather expensive boonies, ynami!”

“well admittedly ... yes”

“well if you're ever down here in the non-sucky part of Maryland, Tom, i'll buy you a beer!
;-)”

“lyra does TT trips?”

“Well, she met ynami for lunch (at least that's their story) so I guess technically she does...”

“don't be silly, SS!”

“Yeah, right. lyra goes on TT trips...and I grew up with the astronauts.

Wait a minute...I did grow up with the astronauts...”

“Hey, thanks, kiddo!

I have a friend who lives about a 1/2-1 mile from Western Circle.

Hey, I'm supposed to be bustin' on ya.....bust, bust!”