Today is....

“From fox news....



Today is National Fresh Breath Day.

so get your tic-taks

or don't breath on anyone!”

“I just finished a garlic bagel with cream cheese and onions on it. HOW YOU DOING?”

“~THUD~



maple passed out”

“Think I am going to get a Gyro (SP?) for lunch.”

“Sorry, I can't participate.

Apparently, on any given day I can knock a buzzard off of a #&%!$wagon at fifty paces.

Where are those damn Listerine strips?”

“OOPS, forgot to include, smoke a big fatty cigar.”

“GUEssss I should brush my teeff before I go to the dendist?!”

“GUEssss I should brush my teeff before I go to the dendist?!”

“Maybe twice?”

“Stump should switch to unleaded typing fingers.”

“In MY opinion, mu breath is fine! ;-}”

“thank gawd there is a pC between me and you people


stinky ppl”

“"unleaded fingers"...LOL!

and what the hell kind of holiday is THIS? this sucks! my breath always smells like roses, but since we're "celebrating" something made up by Fox News, i'm willing to eat some road kill for the cause.
;-D

let me know when it's Eat Ice Cream For Every Meal Day!”

“so if you have bad breath, you get the day off?”

“Lyra, did you miss the news broadcast about how ice cream totally clogs your arteries and sucks you down into an early grave? Better stick to lowfat roadkill.”

“Forgot to brush the teeth this morning too.”

“shut it, Lyndy!! ;-) but what if i ride my bike for an hour every day, and eat only healthy food besides ice cream? THEN how many times a week am i allowed to eat it? i found the BEST ice cream place in the entire world, and it's only a few blocks from where i live...torture!”

“And what is the name of said ice cream joint?”

“Gifford's! on the corner of Woodmont and Bethesda Ave. it's the breast. i've been there twice, and got Heath Bar ice cream both times. mmmmm!”

“Breast ice cream?”

“that's right.”

“yummy, 2scoops please!”

“you don't need two scoops. more than a handful is a waste, as they say”

“Her breasts were like scoops of ice cream!”

“I think 2scoops may have one or two things to say about this subject.”

“There was a Gifford's in downtown Silver Spring at the corner of Georgia Ave and Sligo Ave right across from the Amtrak station.

Goooooooooooooooooooooood stuff!”

“Hey Pottymouth, shouldn't you be washin' your mouth out with SOAP?”

“really? i'd never heard of it before a couple weeks ago! i didn't realize it was a chain.”

“Yah, I agree stick.”

“ME?

I said it was national fresh BREATH day
not
fresh BREAST

you pigs!!”

“Gifford's is/was a family owned operation.

It was one of those places where high school kids would go after basketball games in the '60s.

The greasers would prowl around in their jacked-up cars and burn rubber in the parking lot.”

“~ OINK ~”

“SUIE, SUIE!”

“What, I missed national breast day??? WDF???”

“I am flossing as we speak.”

“Maple's at it again, stirring the pot. Too darn funny. Put the stick up now gurl.
ooo my sides.... :-D”

“Whatever happened to good old fashioned Death Breath?”

“Or, Ass Breath (_!_)”