A Seriouser Request

“Some folks here are offended that I use the name Buddha along with Bear as my trail name. They think I disrespect this religiuos leader everytime I do something unholy or unBuddhalike. In order to discontinue my offensiveness, I have come up with a simple solution:

From hence forward, please refer to me as....................



Wally




Thank you.”

“Can we still call ya Buddha in person? I realize you're not actually a "God" but I still look up to ya.























(of course your about 7 feet tall)”

“I kinda like, Sir Wally”

“I kinda like, Sir Wally”

“see, I like it twice as much.....”

“Is that like Wally Cleaver?”

“WTF!?!?”

“Will you change the horns on the viking hat to moose horns instead of bull horns?”

“Well Wally, I kinda liked Buddha Bear.

Does that mean I have to change my real name Gabriele so something more unholy like??”

“as a member of the wallytes since birth, i find this new name highly offensive and insensative. i hereby refuse to call you wally and am organizing a boycot in protest....”

“I always thought Nancy was a better fit.”

“Innuendo not intended.”

“The name "Nancy" has been reserved for somebody else on this site. And you know who it is Mr. Violin.”

“Ahh... the age of chivalry.”

“Can we at least call you Sir Wally? Granted there is no reference to divinity but it does still give an elevated station.


BTW- Is Beaver your best friend?”

“Once a Buddha Bear, always a Buddha Bear. Forget the Wally crap.”

“can we call violin vladamir?”

“LMFAO @ stratdewd”

“ADD is all I can say!LOL Wallie!”

“I would have thought woody would have been a better choice than wally ... or possibly good ol one-eye



innuendo intended”

“I'm offended! This is the ultimate disrespect for Sam Walton and all the folks who work at Wally's world.”

“HOI don't say "woody" around Buddha. Gawd he'll be preaching his Buckeye Bullshat for hours on end at the very mention of Woody Hayes...even if ya ment actual "wood".”

“A moment of silence for the great one please.

”

“I like you Betty.”

“lolz arkie! betty is one cool dude....”