Chili's week long HMWH Club Bachelor Par ty Thread

“Hubba Hubba!”

“Be still my beating heart.”

“lets see


fake

umm
fake

i
think
oh
yes

FAKE”

“SO?”

“agrees with Mapleleaf.....”

“Can we get a brunette with a tan in here?”

“She looks a lot like Kim Basinger on a good day.”

“I wish I could post that.”

“or a redhead????”

“Hey, divinity, maple leaf, treebait,,,,


I can pick out my own thank you...just drop off the liquor by the door on the way out.”

“Yeah, go fetch us some beer!”

“true that chili. it will not be to hard to pick out the FAKE ONES




hahahahah”

“:0”

“THATS chilis wife?”

“u have one right down the hall from u”

“u have one right down the hall from u”

“Is a "nighthike" totally out of the question?”

“A round of shots for the boys in honor of Chili!”

“Cinnamonbunz???”

“HOLY SHI!

8pppppppppppp

I can't close my mouth!”

“good night chili.”

“A "nighthike" can be arranged. But wait, there seems to be three ladies that want to "nighthike" with you. Can you handle it?”

“Goldschlager for everyone!”

“I plead the Fifth.”

“chili is soooooo busted.
you sleeping on the couch tongiht!”

“Chili's helping everyone dig the hole he's gonna be buried in.”

“what happened to her face?
she looks like it was stretched way way up!!”

“I didn't notice that she had a face.”

“Maple - that looks like the stripper that Alabama's coach got caught with.”

“Maple, I'm going to hang with Chili for a while, ok?”

“Where is the bachelor party?

I have not received my wedding invitation yet. I wonder if it got lost in the mail?”

“#&%!$, i'm late. sorry guys, i got hung up at work. the next rounds on me.”

“Instead of buying a round, how about singing us a Barry Manilow tune?

You know, Sort of set the mood for the week.”

“copacabana or mandy?”

“Save Mandy for the end.”

“Bachlorette party for MrsChili and here is some of what we will be having:

”

“his name was chili, he was a hiker
with a coolmax shirt that he would wear and liner socks bought by the pair
he would sweet talk and get engaged
And while he tried to be a suitor, he always ended up at hooters
across a wooden bench, always worked a sightly wench
she was young and she had large breast
who could ask for more?


at the party, party at hooters
the hottest spot for doing shooters
at the party, party at hooters
wedgies and clevage were always the fashion
at the party .... he fell in lust”

“Mention Barry Manilow and look what happens...”

“his name was bacpac, he liked black diamond
he was escorted to his chair, he saw hooters girls everywhere
and when he got seated, he called them over
but bacpac went a bit too far, thinking he was at a different bar
he stuffed a dollar in a crack and ended up with getting a smack
there was blood and a single gun shot
but just who shot who?

at the party, party at hooters
the hottest spot for doing shooters
at the party, party at hooters
wedgies and clevage were always the fashion
at the party .... he fell in lust”

“LOL”

“There's something REALLY gay about the HMWH Club.

(If you have to ask, you're gay.)”

“What?”

“case in point”

“LMAO!! This is going a WHOLE WEEK??? eeeeeeeek LOL!”