THE BOOMSTICK EDITION!!!!

“Attention all Evil Dead fans - the Boomstick DVD of Army of Darkness ROCKS!!! Particularly the commentary by Bruce Campbell himself. With Sam Raimi, the Director. OH MY GOD. LAUGH CITY. I have to get the movie posters the comic book!!!!!!”

“Suh-weeeeeeet! I looooove the Evil Dead flicks! I am so going to get it. I've met Bruce Campbell a few times, he's hilarious! :-)”

“Have you read Campbell's autobiography yet? Is it worth reading?”

“Absolutely, it's hilarious! It's a very well written book. It gives great insight into the world of b-movies.

Not to brag, but I have an autographed copy from the man himself. :-)”

“Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my boom-stick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?”

“LMAO!!!

Another classic: Klaatu, verata, nikt(cough!cough!)”