Ladies....

“but it's ok:)”

“No problem, girl! Anything else that needs dissecting??”

“divinity, just find you a nice guy to share your or his sleeping bag and you will be plenty warm”

“Should I take applications???”

“Better conduct interviews too...”

“or whoever brings the most chocolate???”

“Does anybody know the R-value of chocolate?”

“I didn't know what the origan subject of the thread was and assumed it was something that only applied to the ladies and I saw it was for gear and nearly spit all over my self when I got to lyra's post...

"They're probably 1 foot too long for me!! I hate that! They never have shorty sizes!!"”

“LOL....Bit.....”

“Please sent me application forms ASAP. ;)”

“Thanks alot Chili!!”

“I did learn that you should NOT use wet ones in 17 degrees......brrrrrrr”

“I got my long johns today, and although I think they will work just fine, I wanted the zipper ones!
~>:[

back to searching...”

“I hate the zippered ones. Get caught in that thing and ouch!”

“I don't think that twiggy has anything to get caught in the zipper...”

“No, I would expect the ladies to go for the zippered ones.

There is a reason they dont put zippers on the mens model.”

“Just imagine if the zipper got stuck to you in the cold...oh man...”

“zippers in long johns??”

“I hate it when I catch my magnum on the zipper.”

“Did you mean These? (link to reviews of P tights with zipper crotch) These sound pretty useful.”

“so do ya have to shave??....lol..hahahahahaha
zippers & hair do not mix....”

“yep, thanks for the link skully!
I read those reviews, and then started searching...

I can't link directly to them on the Wild Roses site but they make a whole line of pants with the zip system.”

“LOL @ divinity!”

“I'm sorry...that was bad.....;)”

“Well, I wasn't going to mention that, but I'm glad you did, lol...”

“Yeah, I know. I've been eying those for quite some time now. I'm just too much of a cheapskate to buy them. I may try making a pair, though.”

“try velcro instead of zipper..LOL..hahahahh....ripppppp”

“I am pretty sure barb sells Wild Roses--her Zoe's Mountain Sports page seems to be down but you can call--it is in Cumberland gap TN”

“> > >Can I hear an "AMEN"!!!!??
> > > >
> > > >Andy Rooney says.... "As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40
> > >most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
> > > >
> > > >An over 40 woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
> > > >"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
> > > >
> > > >If an over 40 woman doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
> > >around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's usually
> > > >something more interesting.
> > > >
> > > >An over 40 woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,
> > > >what she is, what she wants, and from whom. Few women past the age of
>40 give a darn what you might think about her or what she's doing..
> > > >
> > > >An over 40 woman usually has had her fill of "meaningful relationships"
> > >and commitment." The last thing she wants in her life is another dopey,
> > >clingy, whiny, dependent lover.
> > > >>Over 40 women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
>you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if
>you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get
away with it.
> > > >
> > > >Over 40 women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
>what it's like to be unappreciated.
> > > >
> > > >An over 40 woman has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
> > > >friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
> > >friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. A woman over 40
> > > >couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows
> > >her friends won't betray her.
> > > >
> > > >Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to
>an over 40 woman. They always know.
> > > >
> > > >An over 40 woman looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not
>true of younger women.
> > > >
> > > >Over 40 women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you
> > >are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where
> > >you stand with her.
> > > >
> > > >Yes, we praise over 40 women for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
> > > >it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman
>of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
> > > >himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
> > > >
> > > >Ladies, I apologize. Andy Rooney”

“I thought this would be about some new piece of gear...”

“SOME HOT MEN

WOOOOHOOOOOOO

ROFL :D”

“LOL..THAT is another thread.....by Mapleleaf......sorry......but there is gear talk earlier on this thread I think......just for women.....”

“

ROFL”

“ugly belly button!!!!


and way too young...LOL...”

“Not the right sex for me!”

“I prefer dark hair....salt & pepper or even silver......and maybe not so much of it....”

“u dotn think he is hot either

Where am i going wrong here!!!”

“Strider.....now Strider is hot....

LOTR.......

OMG”

“YEah i heard about him u know who is really hot though!!



diane kruger from troy

LONG BLONDE CURLY HAiR KILLS ME”

“"I was hoping it would be some pictures of some hot men"



Dude, and you were telling me that you are not a female. Thts some sick chit!”

“Jsut because i will post pictures of men doesnt mean sh1t!!!

"DONT BE SO SUBURBAN"”

“'dating a women 20yrs your senior is cool, if you're 10.' ;)

Source unknown”

“WOW...thanks Bearmagnet.....”

“LMAO! I'm not saying I agree with it. Just thought it was appropriate here.

On another note, I asked this women at my bar to dance with me. She was cute and seemed like she was waiting for someone to dance.

I tend to make full body contact when I dance.

She was so happy and I was definitely getting turned on. As we were dancing i asked what was up with the two chicks staring at us.

She told me one was her daughter and the other was her friend. She then told me she was 55! I stopped dancing, looked her up and down, and said "no way" (Honestly, not trying to shmooze her, she was hot!)

she said not only was she 55, but that maybe her husband wouldn't approve.

I pulled away but she would have none of that. She was in DC for a convention and wanted to enjoy herself.

As we continued to dance I asked her how much fun was she looking for (the kinky nature of this was a definite turn on).

She replied that we probably couldn't do anything because she was staying with her daughter but at least

"I would have something to think about before I go to sleep"

:O I was glad to help out.”

“Wow Divinity! I never realized I was over 40? LOL!”

“Bearmagnet, I'm disappointed. You didn't then ask, "Is she into threesomes?"”

“Wanna dance, embear?

Bit - LOL! The daughter seemed to be teeming with jealousy. i don't think it would have worked!”

“You then go to the daughter and say "I bet your mom is better at <insert kinky sex act here> than you are." Ya gotta work with that kind of rivalry, man...”

“Doh! I'll try to remember that. Maybe the friend could be worked in also? I mean she wouldn't want to be left out, right?”