knocked my noggin

“While getting in the car Sunday I so gracefully hit my head. I almost knocked myself out! It hurts to the touch now..I just wanted to whine a little...hope you don't mind.”

“Guess that's what makes ya crazy, huh???”

“Crazygurl, I did that one time and actually had a mild concussion. Take it easy for a while in case you have swelling. The swelling usually subsides in a handful of hours but you don't want to be driving or jogging until the swelling goes down, it can affect your vision temporarily.”

“Acutally I had a pain in my left eye soon after and then it came back yesterday...YIKES!”

“How's the car?

;)”

“treebeard is on his way to taking twignut to the hospital :(”

“What is wrong?

Sorry to hear that CG. I walked into a door last weekend. I was sober and everything! I got really mad at it and almost punched a hole through. Then my hand hurt! GEEZE!”

“OH NO MAPLE...what happened to twig????

The car is fine thank you Mr MDS it is a Trooper! Hardy Har Har!!

Hate it WK when those doors jump out like that!”

“the camp called and said that she was having problems with her left arm.
numb
then pain
then numb
red
cold
so we called the doctor and he said to take her to the hospital right away.

could be a pinched nerve or something clog. but i believe in better safe then sorry.

she could have slept on it wrong,
never know. as soon as I can get the heck outta here i will head over to the hospital.”

“Sneaky cars - always crashing into people's heads!



How's twigs doing?”

“not sure, im heading out now. talk to you later.....”

“I hope that Twignut is okay, Maple and Treebeard.”

“How is twignut?”

“Yes, we need an ER report Maple.

CG, knockin on the noggin is what we humans do well. We usually do it to others, but sometimes ourselves. Anthropologists cannot explain why just yet.”

“I think this is something that should be investigated further. Why can't we judge the clearance distance? I mean how many times have I gotten into that car????

OH..WK...I did run smack dab into a support pole in a store I used to work in. Had a knot on my head.”

“There are two ways of looking at it CG. We can lament the fact that we knocked our noggin, or we can celebrate the fact that we didn't hurt any vital body parts.

I'm always whacking my head into something. Mostly it's my six feet of height. It's frustrating, indeed. It could be a serious injury, but it's mostly just bothersome.

How ya feeling today?”

“I'm fine thanks....I actuall attribute my mishapes to my gracefulness...or lack of. I am so uncordinated..I'm waiting for the day I have to report to the injured list.”

“From experience, don't be in a rush!”

“the only time a hit in the head is any good is when it knocks some sense into it.”

“Hmmm....guess I have a hard head..no sense knocked in to me this time!”

“Support pole at previous employment. Were these the kind of poles you wrap your legs around and hang upside down...



naked?”

“Nooooooo.....you know those metal poles that are in the middle of the floor. It did however involve me watching a construction worker that was walking by the window!!!
(blushes)”

“I think the ones that WK is talking about are also in the middle of the floor.”

“Yes sir! Sometimes mounted in the middle of a stage!”

“umm what if you got knocked on the head by a boat?
then almost took out a phone line.
would that still count?”

“Only if you were hanging upside down on a pole....







NAKED!”

“Sorry to disappoint you guys...no stage involved.

I think that definetly a boat counts..how did you do that?”

“crazy...poor...girl. hope you're okay. lol


I banged my head not too long ago. Stupid, but I did!! Hurt for days.”

“On a pole?”

“Hope you are ok Gem...ignore WK he has poles on the brain.”

“Must be the new Honda Civic...everybody that enters that car gets their head knocked. I had an earlier version...didn't have that problem.”