Garbage Bag Bath

“Many of my climbing partners were lesbians...now you see why....




You just can't trust some guys after a few days in the woods.”

“I think it would work...sit in the bag, drape the edge around your shoulders and extend your knees or feet enough to keep the bag taut. No frame necessary I bet.”

“I bet it'd be fun trying to bite the bubbles!”

“Advantages:

1. Garbage bags weigh little.
2. Can warm up the water with the sun.
3. Can clean those nooks and crannies.
4. Soapy water easy to dump away from the streams and lakes.

Disadvantages:

1. Ridicule on TT if anyone finds out.”

“wait, i want to hear the story about bacpac "standing Phaedy up"!”

“hmmmm.....wonder if they'd mind this this weekend?

I too want to hear the getting stood up story!!”

“See, I don't think it'd be easy to dump the water away from streams and lakes. Imagine trying to carry or drag a trash bag with say, five gallons of water in it. That's forty pounds of water. The bag's slippery and heavy. Well, maybe it's not heavy for you guys but it'd be awkward and heavy for me.”

“Every garbage bag I have been around developes a propensity to leak when liquid accumulates in the bottom, especially if the liquid is foul and nasty.

Find out the manufacturer of the bags they used.”

“First toilets and now garbage bag baths....you akay?....have any fever?....LOL @ you man.
I've personally seen you turn a garbage bag into many things (rainsuit, vestible, canopy,)
Funny stuff.”

“BTW
I agree with the trail stench. Love to see the waitresses reactions to serving you your first hamburger in days.
I had a bet with two buddies I hiked with one trip. The bet was that when we got home (we were out about 6 days) I thought I could do the wild thing with the wife before having to shower. I lost the bet.”

“flip - LOL. I think I need to get out on the trail.

I just ran across the garbage bag bath pictures when I did a search on "Guitar Lake".”

“Maybe the idea is to fill a black garbage bag with water and leave it in the sun.

This should warm the water.

Actually bathing in a garbage bag is not going to work. A whores bath with a wash rag and pot of warm water can be very refreshing.”

“Get real. The whore wouldn't let YOU wash up in her bath. Even prostitutes have standards, I hear.”

“By the looks of those pics - all-female camping trips look pretty darn comfy. Braiding, bathing, yoga, massages.

Can you imagine being out on the trail with a bunch of dudes and, while relaxing by the fire, turning to your buddy and saying - "jeez Bill, that pack was really cutting into my shoulders today - would you mind just giving me quick rubdown." In my circle - that conversation is unfathomable. It would never be taken seriously, much less acted upon.

Now I'm fine with that, but a massage would be nice on occaision - and those women don't seem to have any problem giving each other one. Maybe that's why I like women. They're nice.”

“Women will do anything for money. When you get some you will understand.

This comment has nothing to do with the definition of a whore's bath, which is universally recognized as a clean up with a wash rag.”

“baby wipes and a cool river.....”

“I call that a PTA Pitts, &eats and arse! Mohaaaaaaa!”

“lol jerbear.....


DON'T SHOW US YOUR ASS!”