Try this... go on...

“Ok folks, this requires a few steps but I think maybe most of you will be able to follow the instructions.
1) stand up
2) raise your RIGHT foot slightly and swing it in a circular motion in the CLOCKWISE direction. You may hold on to something with your LEFT hand if you'd be more comfortable that way.
3) Using the index finger (thats the trigger finger for you NRA guys/dolls) of your RIGHT hand, draw the number 6 in the air, while continuing to swing the raised right foot in a clockwise direction.
4) observe your reaction
5) drink another beer”

“Cool but pointless but fun none the less!


8)”

“My trigger foot keeps trying to 69 in the counterclockwise direction with my right finger...

God. I'm dizzy.”

“Just draw the 6 in a clockwise fashion --- No Problemo!

(you can tell things are really hopping around here, can't you?)”

“I tried and I fell on my butt...almost spilled my beer too but dont worry, its safe.”