Beer Truck coming?

“>>>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ ||
>>>| B e e r T r u c k | ||'""|""\__,
>>>| _____________ l ||__|__|___|)~~|
>>>(@! )'! (@)"""""**|(@)(@)****|(@)
>>>
>>>16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...
>>>
>>>1. It's an incentive to show up.
>>>2. It leads to more honest communications.
>>>3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
>>>4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to
>hear.
>>>5. It encourages car pooling.
>>>6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't
>>>care.
>>>7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
>>>8. It makes fellow employees look better.
>>>9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
>>>10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
>>>11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
>>>12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at
the
>>>bar.
>>>13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
>>>14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch
break.
>>>15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
>>>16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as
>>>gross.
>>>
>>>Take a beer and send the truck to all of your friends!
>>>
>>>|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ ||
>>>| B e e r T r u c k | ||'""|""\__
>>>| _____________ l ||__|__|___|)""|
>>>(@! )'! (@)"""""**|(@)(@)****|(@)”

“The good thing about all of that Mrschili is that you have a Director in your company that AGREES with all of that.”

“Doesn't anyone like this idea???
It sounds like a plan here for Chili and myself!!”

“Yea I know. He really needs to work on this, Ya think?”

“I actually had the president of my company buy me a beer while I was on vacation last week (he happened to be in the same place!) And the V.P. is a fraternity boy. Generally, any company sponsored event uses beer as an incentive to get people to go.”

“I've been known to drink a tall cold one late on a Friday. I may have to do that today around 3 or 4. You've inspired me. Birthday parties here sometimes include beer and pizza. For one of the bosses b'days we had beer, pizza, and a stripper. Pretty funny. His wife, my wife, and our son who was about 6 months old at the time were there. The stripper said it was her first time in front of an infant.”

“What darlin? They don't have happy hour down in your division?

You know they do in mine,,,,,,where did we meet?”

“Too bad your kid won't remember it, dayhiker...”

“I have pictures.”

“Be sure and show them to his girlfriends when he's in high school...lol...”

“You are a beer swilling swine.





That is why I am proud to call you friend.”

“I know where we met? UMMMM

Having drinks after work?


UMMM That's it!!!!!!
Yea that" it.”

“Where I work people already drink.


But it is a good idea though.

8)”

“Every day on the train home I drink. We have softball games on Wednesday. Win or lose, we get plastered afterwards. I drink on the weekends.

D A M N !! I sound like an alcoholic!”

“Drinking is good for ya!


8)”

“B double e double r u n beer run
B double e double r u n beer run
All we need is a ten and a fiver
A car and a key and sober driver
B double e double r u n beer run”

“LOL Dayhiker!

That's what I call leverage!”

“First time in front of a baby?


Man now that progress.


8)”

“So tell me Mrs. Chili, what makes you think the American workplace could ever become that enlightened?”

“We've had beer here on occaision.

They even begged us to take some of the weak stuff (Coors Light and Bud Light) home with us. Of course all the good stuff was gone.

I took a few cans of Coors Light home. Hell, free beer is better than none.”

“I am drinking beer right now!


Its nice to have Friday off!


8)”

“mrschili and I work for the most conservative company in America.

Company parties are alcohol free and you can't expense any drinks when entertaining clients.

However, I have learned the credit card receipts are not itemized.”

“In smalltown America, our boss sometimes comes and hangs out with us on taco night and slams his three margaritas (mind you, they are SMALL)

He let me drink and then go cover meetings, too. LOLOLOLOL!! TRUE!!!

But I'm not drunk!”

“Oh, sure, lizs...just like when you picked that fight with that broad in the blue dress in Nashville....”

“Yeah, a friendly gathering of TT'ers and lizs came within two words of turning it into a drunken brawl.

I can just see Phil calling his wife back in California to wire bail money....


"Honey, the most incredible thing happened tonight........"”

“Now we really know why that town council meeting broke up in her home town...lizs kicked all their asses!”