Ban Violin!!!

“Is Violin in the house?”

“Yeah, ban that mofo!”

“Yeah, ban that mofo!
Violin drinks the Kool-Aid
Like all good Libbies.”

“aw crap ----   ROF”

“Drink the kool aid drink
it down, this time I know I'm
bound to spit it up

(Apologies to Jack Johnson)”

“backpacking, you say?
this site is fuego-rific
y'all come back now, hear?”

“BACK TO CANADA!”

“
Ban Kleetn right now!
We don't want to hear about
squirrel nuts on Strat's chin”

“Squirrel teabagging
illustrious stratdewd?
Say it isn't so!”

“Those furry testes,
Do you have strep throat, strat? Or
just hairy nuts stuck?”

“a breeze from the west
did you say 'Harry Nutsack'
we are surrounded”

“Back to Canada?
Land of famed hoser Neil Young?
Have some back bacon.”

“XLaxCanada:
Order me a CT scan
Mommy Government”

“how gay you all are
not that there's anything
wrong with that”

“Tomorrow's headline
OBAMA BANS VIOLIN
Back to Canada”

“I haven't been back
To Canader, eh, it's been
A while eh-uh, yup”

“Oh Canada, eh?
Come back stateside - okay guys?
Teabag the White House!”

“Canada goose ya?
Is it still sore, even now?
Need a new mudflap”

“Bottom, big bottom
You talk about your mudflaps
Well, my girl's got 'em”

“What a bout teetees?
Mine are not verry big ones,
But I got seffrel.”

“It would be real odd
To have odd number teetees
Like five or seven”

“are we shooting craps
or talking about dog tits
snake eyes strikes again ----”

“One, Bodhidharma
Two, intensity of Light
Three, talk of dog teats”

“Bo Diddley has heard
That the bird is the word, yo
Stompin' the fuzz box”

“It's all about gee-tars and that old-timey music with you, ain't it, Mark-O?”

“I suppose I've got the rockin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu.

Old timey??

Eat it!”

“It's just the Everchanging Face of Folk Music.”

“Folk you, too!”

“You'll be singin' another tune if you speak like that to me again, you Rockabilly hilly billy.”

“Flat-pickin' flatlander.........”

“The Banning Redux
Don't give up hope all my friends
Time's up, Violin!”

“I double dog dare you!”

“Fall colors abound
On walk to mountain temple
Meditative walk

Oh, and did I mention that Violin doesn't deserve all of the oxygen that he's wasted?”

“You didn't even consider his methane production (bull#&%!$) and the hole in the ozone.”

“Get that corncob out of your O-zone, Nimblefoot!”

“It_s ban-o-rific
Dissing the Violated
Rocks the TT world”

“Violin_s desire?
Giant Mommy Government!
Ban Silly Libby!”

“Why I even try
Sometimes even I wonder
Then I see the "V"”

“Lunch time everyone?
Dunadan owns this website
Very scary, huh?”

“Want to know secret?
HP loves the Violin
Two for one banning!!!”

“Wanna know a secret....HP, Violin et al make this place a hoot.

People from mythical lands (Kansas and the such) are the problem.”

“don't screw with haiku”

“Well I'll say this for Violin;
I like him. Even though he ALWAYS disagrees with me with his parroted progressive liberal talking points, he's never afraid to try and he's usually polite and level headed....even though he's rarely correct, IMO, he's not scared to debate me like most of the NEO-PROS on here who only know how to call names and cast false assertions.

I'd even go so far as to say I'd like to meet him and hike with him someday. I think we'd get along quite well out on the trail.”

“Heck I like debating with Violin and even Marko because it can be a hilarious time.”

“he's not scared to debate me

LOL”

“years ago violin told me of cook's corner. you gotta like a guy who'll share such a place. i still shop there.”

“YEah...thanks Baume....so he took you in the corner...yeah..great.”

“DOH!”

“strat

"debate"




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“LOL”