Ban Violin!!!

“Dear Matt,
Even though there is overwhelming support for the banning of Violin, most of the TT'ers are too polite to ask you to take this corrective action.
However, in my usual self-sacrificing manner, I will be the first to demand that this sore on the left foot of all TT'ers be eradicated from this site immediately. BTW, this has nothing to do with him being my arch enemy or his extreme jealousy of my accumulated bag nights.
-Peace Out
-Dunadan”

“What do you mean?? Did you see how cute he was as a child? Leave Violin alone!!”

“I bet Idi Amin was an awfully cute moppet too, and look how he turned out!”

“I foresee this thread getting high mileage, and fast.”

“dead?”

“oh, and ban dunadan, he's a KU fan.”

“He called me a turd!”

“This needs to be a two-part election.

1 vote yes or no on the ban issue.

2 vote for violin's replacement.”

“yeah, i just re-read that thread today! LMAO! that was the funniest thing about it.
;-)

AND, did you know he was the troll bird2tiny, D? OH yeah baby!”

“Awww lyra, I'm crushed. Please tell me you aren't saying violin has trolled on this site!”

“I never called you a turd. I merely named my pet in your honor. If this prank doesn't get you banned, I don't know what will.

At least with the new "ignore this user" function, the haiku thread is nothing but red x's.”

“So, this is a California-style recall? I didn't intend it that way because I'm more into the Dodge City style "shoot-em-down-in-the-streets-mano-o-mano" type of thing. However, if you want it left coast style, we can go that way.
(BTW Dodge City is in my home state)”

“In rock and roll world
Violin's favorite band
Haiku Red Exes”

“Great! Making light of gun violence and you want me banned? What a sick #&%!$!”

“does all this have anything to do with Leftover Smegma?”

“Ban Violin?

Why, you may as well ban angels, and Santa Clause...

If he goes, I go. I mean...what would be the point?”

“What can I say, Viola, I'm not a liberal.
Yes, Lycra, smegma started this whole thing.”

“He's just sore that I posted that picture of him and the missus on the childhood pictures thread.”

“We need a voting mechanism on TT. THat way, we can decide democratically whether to ban Violin. That and take other silly polls.”

“In the words of the next governor of CA, "Hasta la Vista" Fritz. And take all of your stringed instruments with you.”

“In the world of voting, Violin is a hanging chad.

BTW, Fiddle, I wish my wife was that hot.”

“yeah! Ban him!

”

“So who is this Violin Character anyhow?”

“insert smiley face here”

“Violin is funny, just ignor him”

“Oh, great. UU is for this action. I might have to re-think my strategy.”

“Where is the thread with the alleged "turd" reference?

I may do an in-depth feature on the two bannees-to-be.”

“There should really be a link on the main page to this gem: I found a turd in my pack!”

“3rd page for the naming incident.”

“Banning Violin would be the worst thing for this site. No other is as entertaining, Tilt is a close second.”

“Man, that was like a Seinfeld episode, but with more shrinkage! Now I know why I avoided it for over a year. It stunk!”

“Violin is harmless and hilarious, unless you are an ignorant newbie or troll.”

“Violin exceeds even my expectations for rapier wit. I must veto any vote for his banishment.”

“BURN HIM!!!!! - oh wait, thats for trolls.

Lets force him to spend the next several years posting messages on the other site.”

“violaska is a great big butt licker......other than that, he's ok i guess...”

“Banning Violin would result in an akward skew of posts from Right of Center.”

“Because Monday is on Tuesday this week, I thought I'd get things started off right.
This is for saying that New Jersey tomatoes are the best, foo!”

“Just thought I'd wish everyone, (with one exception), a very happy holiday season.
BTW, Fiddle boy, have you checked out my new movie?”

“Just thought I'd get our Monday off on the right foot.”

“actually, i think it's his left foot that's one of the many reasons he should be banned.”

“I thought it was his right and left hands that did the typing.”

“It's the smell from his backpack.”

“Whatever the reason, and there are many, let's get this guy off the board ASAP!”

“And don't whine about me being mean and cruel on this site, or think that I don't mean this, because I do.”

“Actually, after you and he are banned, I'm going to work on bacpac.”

“ban, ban, ban violin!”

“Hmmmm...."Ban Phaedrus" would look good in green letters, too.”

“I say, ban 'em all and let Matt sort 'em out!”

“Capital idea, old boy.”