HMWHC Meeting...HIV

“"I held my own meeting of the club, elected myself Ambassador of HIV,and introduced two coworkers who, (Shudder), had NEVER had HIV...having saved two male members of society from their ignorance, I awarded myself two congradulatory beers before coming back to work!

(Pats self on back and tells self welldone...)."
SuperTroll
12:31:41 PM
08/22/03
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"Oh, afraid to show them the rest of us, eh?"
bitpusher
12:37:58 PM
08/22/03
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“Glad to see the ignore button has not resulted in the death of the trolls, just banished them back to the underside of the bridge,,,lol”

“They can ignore us, but we can see everything they do. Sooner or later they'll get curious and come check out what we're up to. He He.”

“The list grows...”

“OH myt Lord !!! Are they the Women's Hater Club becaue theyr'e queers??”

“Yeah, and if you don't keep an eye on them, they'll sneak up on you from behind.”

“jThis is one Personage that does'nt like that kind of busness.”

“The HMWHC is not a group of queers. Admittedly there has been a significant number of newbies allowed into the membership with lower than average testosterone level. The popularity of the club has drawn every swinging dick on this site.

There are those among the membership who are appalled at this turn of events. Members with steady girlfriends and fiancées should pay their dues and vote by proxy. If this trend continues I will lead a recall campaign to oust the estrogenated leadership.”

“Bacpac...you force a recall and i'll play my ace in the hole...

I'll call Gary Coleman and David Hassolhoff to be on my new campaign team!!

Below is a list of current membership requirements:

1. Individuals married/coupled more than 5-10 years and henpecked and nagged beyond belief....if the mere reading of this statement aloud and your nodding of approval would warrant 3 nights on the couch...then you are elligible. Plus sleeping on the couch is like camping..and guys like camping!

2. The constant yammering by Mapleleaf and Twinkletoes sounds like the weird constant hum you hear around your significant other.

3. Single men with no attachments and a very humorous naivity to women. You are like webelos to the rest of us.

4. Strippers and Hooters girls are given special status in times of great distress....such as the next day and a half after Miss Opie reads this.

SO the horns have spoken!!

HEAR HEAR!!!!!”

“Opie,

You are not a He-man. Young punks like you crumble at the first whiff of tuna. Your tiny pecker has no defense against a schoolgirl, much less a real woman.

A real woman will suck your peepee, have your children and clean up after the poker game. Hello/Goodbye.

If you are not listed as the beneficiary of her 401K, dump the b!tch!”

“Dam he told you Opie!!!!!


Holy shi!


8)”

“ROFLMFAO!!!”