Geobeet, I'm hungry!

“Can you please share some of the bounty of your bucket?”

“chicken?”

“Sure Dub, as soon as I'm done squatting over it.”

“Chuckle @ Geo”

“Geo actually thinks I'm Dub! Too funny to be true!

Geo, regular or extra crispy?”

“SHUT UP ALREADY!!!”

“That settltes it for me!


*click*”

“Geo, before you shat in that bucket, I'll swap you a can of brew for a drumstick. Getting to the end of the day and I'm famished.”

“Let's eat Beat-it! I want some chicken NOW!!!”

“My LordGoebeet You do'nt really think that Ohiohker Dub doYou? I'm am sure that They are 2 Persons and not the same Personage. ..For instance OHio hiker is smart and funny buyt dub is
'nt.”

“thank god my turtle can spell better then you. or he would never want to leave his home.

get it??

HAHA”

“Ahh yes, when Dub gets pushed, he comes up hurling insults. What a weak troll Ohio Hiker is Dub. In the end, he's not some religious zealot; he's you through and through. You see, it's so simple because you lack the imagination to troll different personalities. In the end, all the personalities come out sounding just like you. Not very imaginative, I must say.”

“Well, I’m glad you got over your pathological belief that I’m every troll on here, Geo.

Did mapleleaf just take someone to task for poor spelling?”

“I haven't discounted you Fiddleboy. The question is, who is Dub/Jeremy really? Does he really exist or is he the figment of somebody's over-extended imagination (not a very imaginative imagination, but imagination nevertheless)?

I have large suspicions that there is another person behind all this, particularly since wvbuttplugger showed up on the other side about the time we had that little war last summer.”

“Ohio Hiker a chicken queen?”

“Isn't "bucket" another word for what you're sittin' on?”

“No Tom, the pervert wants me to crap in a bucket so he can eat it.”

“The irony is that his initials are B.M.”

“Bat Masterson?”

“Whose initials are BM?”

“Blough Me?”

“I could unmask your "friend" Geo, but you called me fiddleboy. I'm the sensitive type who holds a grudge, don't you know.”

“How did you like "Melonhead"?

A fiddleboy must be sensitive or the instrument sounds like a tortured cat.”

“I like melonhead a lot.

Let's just say that BM is finding out that the internet is not that anonymous after all. I could post a map to his house if you want Geo.”

“Let's show up at Geobeet's house for a party!”

“Post a map, Tom!”

“Okay Melonhead, any clues are appreciated. He posted a map of my place, so what the hell.”

“My prime suspect, BTW, is a known TT hoax perpetrator.”

“Im confused :(”

“ML: no ...”

“I wish!

I have to ask the kids for computer help.

"I just drive 'em, I don't fix 'em"
treebeard, name that quote!”

“Hmmmm, Brat Monkey, Bait Master, Butt Munch, Big Melons, ...”

“He posted a map to your house Geo? Really? That's pretty low. I don't think I should post any more personal info than I need to. Has this freak even been around today?”

“Not nick names Geo. His real name, address and phone number.”

“Only in his Minster Creek guise.

Yes, he did post a MapQuest map with a red star right over my place. Of course, you can get my address off the net and work from there, but he tried to make it seem like he had gotten the info elsewhere.

Of course, you realize that offering to post such a map for this other person makes you a prime suspect, don't you?”

“If you say so. I’ve never posted anything malicious under another name. My only aim is to entertain.”

“My LOrd gEoBeet I do'nt know where Your Personage lives so I did'nt draw a map. . ..Il'l bet it was that known trouble maker Dub.”

“Stumped me there on the quote, TT...”

“The clues I've picked up on lead me to believe it is not you Vi. The clues are subtle, but lead in quite another direction.”

“So Fiddleboy Melonhead Violin, where's the map you were going to post?”

“Treebeard, that was Oddball from "Kelly's Heroes".
When Eastwood asked him why he was sittin' around, "havin' some wine and cheese and catchin' some rays" instead of fixin' the tank, he said something to that effect.

Hey man, you are my hero for knowing, "Afganistan Bananastand"!”

“so what is the reason for this thread again?

geo, are you going to feed us?

then i will have some rice”

“Let's get crackin' with that rice, lady!”

“Kelly's Heros
Good flick.”

“Tom, I can't believe I didn't remember that. I loved that movie too. Sutherland was great as Oddball. I have to watch that again now...”

“"Hey, quit makin' with the negative waves Moriarty!"”

“So it's Violin now huh, Geobeet? Funny how you change your tune when I have something you want. The situation seems to be under control now so I'll save the heavy artillery.

Maybe I’ll just post it on my homepage.
8D”

“The situation is under control because our troll does not normally post much on Mondays and Tuesdays. It will resurface in short order.

No map, huh? Let me guess. It shows some little one-horse town in Jersey?”

“What are you all yammering about here? Who lives in a one-horse town in NJ? I don't think they exist anymore.”

“Thats'is because dub ate it!!!!!!!!”