A Child's Garden Of Trolls

“The Site That Matt Built

This is a tale of a group of folks

who inhabit a place

in cyber space

which on its face

keeps its pace

with the human race

in a fantasy place

we'll call the site that Matt built


This is the troll

that stole the soul

and infested the site that Matt built


Violin is the man

who says he can

find out the troll

who stole the soul

who infested the site that Matt built


Then Geobeet said

my suspicion's not dead

that Violin is the man

who says he can

find out the troll

that stole the soul

And infested the site that Matt built


Now, Minstercreek

done flapped his beak

and Geobeet peaked

and accusations wreaked

of what Up Urs said

That made TTer's dread

the next ugly thread

to come out of his head

when he rolls out of bed

then Geobeet said

my suspicion's not dead

that Violin is the man

who says he can

find out the troll

who stole the soul

and infested the site that Matt built


Now, what can we learn

from all this #&%!$

that angers Tom

and bothers Bit

who BB called out

for all to see

will he show up

at TC3

He's probably too chicken

or maybe too stricken

by the new 'ignore' button

that so bothers 'Mutt' and

the rash of bad pictures

it's a lousy mixture

of bad taste and fun

But, all in all,

the TTer's have won

So, let's raise a glass

trolls, kiss my ass

you're likely one person

and my thoughts are a cursin'

the pavement you walk on

and the computer you talk on

but, we don't give a hoot

'cause the point is now moot

when Geobeet said

my suspicion's not dead that

Violin is the man

who says that he can

find out the troll

who stole the soul

and infested the site that Matt built


The End”

“An Instant Classic^TM!”

“Well there you go, Gem, I'm not the only one here who is "okay".

Treebeard, tell Mapleleaf that I now have the perfect polycarbonate margherita glasses. So we can have a toast and you can quote this rhyme again (after several brews of course) on our next camping trip.”

“Pretty DANG Good!


bitpusher: Can I "TM" my "dang"?”

“If you use it to describe a product, I don't see why not.”

“That infested the site that Matt built”

“That infested the site that Matt built”

“That infested the site that Matt built”

“That infested the site that Matt built”

“That infested the site that Matt built”

“That infested the site that Matt built”

“~sniff~

I never got poems like that.

you love the trolls more then me, don't you!!

ps, you have voice mail”

“thats lyndy that has voice mail.”

“Thanks Lyndy. That sounds like a plan...”

“Treebeard and Mapleleaf
Sittin' in a tree
G U Z Z L I N G”

“I think treebeard skeered them away!”

“I think he watched 200 Motels One Time Too Many... <HA!>


HEY -- Where'd you get that polycarbonate margherita glass, LyndyS??? (I've been ransacking the Internet for some polycarbonate PINT GLASSES without success)”

“www.solutionscatalog.com


They have a copper fire pit that I really want but it is too expensive.”

“Thanks!”

“hmmm... well, Dang. How about a plastic half-yard of ale?



Tangent? What?”

“Have you ever drunk from one of those?”

“I've done a yard anyway Violin”

“Me too. Is it normal to tilt the end up with your bare feet or is there a civilized way?”

“lol, there's virtually no way to drink the ball bit without getting it all over your face”

“wow IM gone for a while and see what I come back too!!! Tree that is awesome!”

“LOL tree, that is pretty funny”

“You definitely need some more time!”

“Thats very funny!


8)”

“It's a fun time for sure when that bubble pops! But hey, that's just a half-yard...”

“I only found 14 oz polycarbonate hi-ball glasses in that catalog, Tilt. Was that different than what you were looking for?”

“That's a good size for a marguerita, Lyndy. So, when are we going to drink these?”

“They had both pint and margerita polycarb glasses at Williams Sonoma the other week.”

“Treebeard...that was wonderful!!!”