Constipation

“That's a sad story.”

“the childhood pic I have online, that little girl died from that. Didn't know how you call it in english, but I guess that was it.

so, it's not too uncommon. I actually never heard of it. my friend back then was the only one that I knew about.”

“So, anybody heard from 2scoops lately?”

“He might want to check out page two of the beer drinking rules thread though.”

“heh heh, you don't suppose.....”

“You heard about the constipated mathemation?







He worked it out with a pencil.”

“stop shoving food up your a$$ and trying to poop out your mouth...it don't work that way...food in the mouth...#&%!$ out your @ss. thats the way god intended it.

this thread gives new meaning to the expression "#&%!$ for brains".

when you finally poop...have some bandaids...your gonna rip yourself a new anus. been there done that...thoughts are with you. great thread!”

“"may the force be with you". and &%^$#= $h!t.”

“See the "say a prayer" thread. he's in the hospital recovering from an appendectomy.”

“I wonder if he went doody before the operation.”

“Way to go stikmon. Timing was perfect on this one.

Dude is in the Hospital.”

“I say that stikky needs to perform an act of penance, say, sherpa-ing for 2scoops on his next trip.

Anybody else agree?”

“stikmon - This constant degradation of 2scoops by you is getting old and booring.”

“How the hell do ya get wicked bad constipation in the first place? I sh-t like a goose all the time!
Did he eat some Cement clif bars?”

“I'll second bit's motion!

All in favor say aye!

Aye!”

“This is a #&%!$ty thread.”

“snafu, its likely that his constipation pain was really his appendix giving him trouble before it burst.”

“I guess saying "sorry" won't appease the horde of mongering people gnawing at my throat.

timing is everything they say, and my timing was poor.

I will wish 2 Scoops a quick and speedy recovery, and hope that the rest of you won't ban or ingnore me for too long a period.”

“You know this group, stikky...always looking for their pound of flesh.”

“Kick a man when he's down is our motto!”

“...or at least volunteer him to carry somebody else's pack...”

“i haven't banned you stikmon....yet. :)”

“you do know, I'm not kidding, right?...LOL ;-P”

“Now he's banned....lol....”

“it was the hottie remark that saved him”

“for sure, ynami. ;)”

“May Lord maybe 2 Sccop pushed too hard and thats' is what bursted his Appendeix.”

“He is going to be just fine he is a very good friend and I love him like a brother and he is one of the best people to hike with.

8)”

“You heard about the constipated mathemation?

He worked it out with a pencil."
BS
11:52:19 AM
08/29/03



You heard about the constipated hiker?

He "2scooped" it out.”

“Nah... we've gone metric.

We want our kilo of flesh!



(Boooo Hiss!! Geezr)

(LOL)”

“i have to pee!”

“hydration is the key to your locked up poop shoot......”

“"Broken Hearts Are For #&%!$s"

-- FZ”

“uhhm.....okie dokie .....

don't eat the yellow snow”

“Watch out where the huskies go...”

“...Don't you eat that yellow snow.



8)”

“how to tell if one is an old engineer:

they all know the joke about the constipated engineer working it out with a slide rule”