Am I gonna die?

“Natalio, bug poop is loaded with bacteria. Not all of it is harmless.”

“way to much info here about bug poop”

“In order to avoid all these "dangerous food/pesticide" situations, I only eat fried foods and candybars, because frying the food kills bacteria and burns off pesticides, and candybars are sealed. Therefore, I expect to live a long and healthy life.”

“You can get worms in the candy bars! Especially if they have peanuts in them...so can't eat the candy bars!”

“HA! good point, stickman. now you just have to combine the two, and you're all set. deep-fried Snickers bars...heaven on a stick!”

“I bought some so called fresh fish one evening to fix at home. I started taking the fillets apart and there were about 20-30 worms crawling around. Right back to the store I went. Should have seen them go bonkers when I opened the package with all the customers standing around.”

“OMG EWKER....THAT IS SOOO GROSE!!!

btw were you going to dehydrate them..maybe that should be your next endeavor!”

“Yah, Ewk, dehydrate some fish! Sounds like a great idea!

<snicker>”

“Oh, and another thing, parasitic worms like that are not uncommon in fish. You should always examine your fresh fish carefully before purchasing.”

“Eat whatever you want - just follow it up with dark chocolate and you'll live forever!

Like they say: A bar of dark chocolate a day keeps the doctor away.”

“that's true about the worms in the peanuts. let's just say i work on the payday bar account and i know what i'm talking about...”

“Payday was what I was refering too!

I think the dark chocolate idea is a winner...I think I'll get me some now!”

“They say that ingredient in dark chocolate is that same one that's in red wine. So, eat drink and be...




...drunk!”

“crazygurl, thanks but no thanks on dehydrating the fish. Are you trying to get me killed?

bit, quit snickering”

“no no...not trying to get you killed...just thought it was an interesting idea..heard it discussed here b4.

*grin*”

“yeah and you know what happens when you do that which is why you are trying to get me killed...thanks A Lot”

“the pesticides/chemicals...make my mouth lips itch. I use FIT to clean all friut and vegi's before I put them in the frig.

Since starting this process, I have had no allergy attacks from Apples.”

“Do you use it on all your fruit stik..or just apples?”