The Pants Are Comin' Off!!

“It's phreaky phuckin' Phiday and I'm not wearing any pants!!! [running in circles]

Have a great day!!”

“Skeery...”

“Did you get them poopy?”

“LOL @ Smiley Girl!!!”

“Dropping trou as we speak.”

“They call me Mr. Poopy Pants.”

“Dropping trou as we speak."
bacpac


Am I the only one that finds this frightening?”

“Ya know for years I was told that soap on a rope was to be tied around your ankle. That crazy Uncle Frank!!”

“Treebeard - I was trying to ignore his comment.”

“Be sure when she passes out to swab a little Vasilien on her butt crack. When she wakes up in the morning tell her, "Thanks for last night dear. I've always wanted to try that.".

Did that to my buddy Mike and for some reason he didn't think it was funny."
Nigal
12:58:42 PM
08/28/03


yup, and we all want to get nakey with you!!

No thank you”

“Maple, you gotta meet Nigal. He's awesome! :)”

“only if I get to pat him down to make sure he is not carrying Vasilien. Then and only then I would love to meet him.”

“Personally, I would even drive out to Ohio to meet Nigal - or perhaps not.

Good ol' Unca Frank and his soap on a rope. I have fond memories of Unca Groper (grab the Smarties and run). Let's see if Ynaam picks that one up.”

“sick and degenerated...you need to be taken out back and throttled to within and inch of your lives. Preverts!”

“I agree with stik, too many guys taking their pants off. I'm leaving!!”

“Would any girls like to make this totally degenerated thread more interesting by removing their pants? The though of being alone with BP's pants down and Nigal running around with a jar of vaseline is too much for me!”

“whooohoooohoooo, take it off nigal!!!! It's the weekend man!!!”

“ohhhh, vaseline - thanks for the translation tree ;o)”

“hahaha, I ain't going there, vaseline, no pants...na, I keep mine on.”

“I'm not wearing any pants today.













Cause I got a skirt on.”

“that took a while... Smarties huh ;o)”

“oh man, smiley is feeling nutty today! make that sMilEy. LOL!! hmmmm, maybe "nutty" wasn't the best choice of words, given the nature of this thread...”

“LMAO @ lyra!

yeah, i was just trying to see if i could be like violin, or vIoLin or whatever he is lately.”

“you and Ice Tea, too! now that's a scary thought. ;-)”

“Smiley Girl feel little nuts today?

Where she at?”

“naw, i'm back to my old self. :)”

“ohhh I missed you One inch (pun intended)”

“No woman ever say she miss One Inch before.

I ask women, "You miss One Inch"?

They say, "No, but you missing five inches!" Then they laugh.

It make me sad.”

“bad bad woman.

go whack them in the head...”

“you're feeling yourself today smiley?”

“Ahw, nothing like freeing the twig and berries from the shackles of the fruit of the loom!

: )”

“of smiley girl feeling herself...it conjurs up romantic and sexual innuendos in my head...

Frankly...I'd enjoy feeling smiley girl...she's a hottie.”

“ok thats it

I want to see BOTH of your hand on the desk NOW!!”

“Looks like stikky stuck around after all.

Nope, not me. Gotta keep the trou on. Dress down Friday ain't that dressed down.”

“Ban ynami!”

“I no can hit women. It a bad thing to do.

My brother say I must stick out tongue at women who make fun of One Inch Wang. He say that shut them up.

But I no like to do that.”

“Hmmm, now I know what's sticky about mon ?!?”

“Everyone should have a One Inch Wang.”

“Would that level the playin' field?”

“It would for the women.”

“no more like make it easier for us woman not to have to stiffle our laughs.”

“Oh I see Smiley G, Stikmon talks of sexual and "romantic" (romantic wtf???? ) innuendo and yet it's poor innocent ynami who just wondered how you were feeling today who gets the ban request ;o)

It's cos he called you a hottie wasn't it, well I can do that too ;op”

“it was the way you said it with your accent....”

“So Maple, you're saying it's just Smiley Girl's dirty mind that made her think I was perving.... ok, I can see that ;o)”

“An Englishman can ask for a cup of tea, and American girls think he's asking for a roll in the hay.

Just look at poor Hugh Grant. No doubt he just asked that hooker for directions to the Staples Center.”

“I'm far too repressed to realize these things Bit :o)”

“Well, thank God for English repression, lol...”

“cripes, you leave your computer a couple times, and all kinds of stuff happens. lol!”

“HELP!!! I'm being Repressed!!!”

“you'll have to pay attention a little more ;op”