Having a Bad Day? ;-)

“LOL... I've been having a rough go of it in the last bit.
My job at "Big Hospital/Trauma Center" is a tough place to be sometimes. We take care of the $h*t that makes the news. I never work on the same floor. I'm a person they send to any floor to work wherever the need is greatest. I was on the the 12th floor last night and it was a quiet moment for us. A busy, but good night. The quiet was shattered by the PA system "Code Green 11 East. In front of the Nurses Station.".. this means Physical Violence.
Maybe 30-45 min. later... the PA system comes across again with " Code 99-11 East" this means a cardiac arrest,, end of life emergency.
There were several other blurbs over the PA system in succession all for 11 East. Nothing good.
I walked out from the room I was in. Took a look around at all my co-workers. "shall we send them a sympathy card in the morning?" I asked. We all burst out laughing. I am so evil, but I've been through it and it feels SOOOOOOOO good when I'm NOT involved. Whew! Nothing wrong with feeling glad I dodged the bullet once in awhile.”

“Yeah dana, releasing tension is good for the soul. I couldn't do your job. I've been in the hospital, and other than the twits that make noise at night and wake up the patients, then nurses were top-drawer.”

“Arrgh

then = the”

“danababy - I finally posted a reply to your "stove" thread. I had a question or two for you on it.”

“Your co-workers may have been slaughtered on the 11th floor and you're cracking jokes???”

“Flyguy, thats what happens in the sick, twisted world of medicine. LOL Since I've belly crawled out of a room with objects whizzing past my person and crashing around me, I've been dragged bodily down a flight of stairs by a behemoth, been threatened to be shot, ducked a punch or two, and taken more cussings than you can shake a stick at......
heck yeah. it makes me uniquely qualified to laugh when things are at their worst. And they'd do it to me. and i'd not fret over it.

;-D Trade ya jobs?!”

“Next time you're having a bad day,imagine this:

You're a Siamese Twin.

Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.

You're not.

He has a date coming over tonight.

You only have one ass.”

“Wouldn't be so bad if you were a gal, huh?”

“Reminds me of the girls I saw on Discovery channel, I think, who share their body from about the shoulders down. They're going to have some interesting issues as they get older.”

“Its just one of those days
When you don't wanna wake up
Everything is #&%!$ed
Everybody sux
You don't really know why
But want justify
Rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away mother#&%!$er
It's just one of those days!!

Its all about the he says she says bull#&%!$
I think you better quit
Lettin' #&%!$ slip
Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip
Its all about the he says she says bull#&%!$
I think you better quit talkin that #&%!$
(Punk, so come and get it)
Its just one of those days
Feelin' like a freight train
First one to complain
Leaves with a blood stain
Damn right I'm a maniac
You better watch your back
Cuz I'm #&%!$in' up your program
And if your stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get #&%!$ed up
Your best bet is to stay away mother#&%!$er
Its just one of those days!!

I feel like #&%!$
My suggestion is to keep your distance cuz right now im dangerous
We've all felt like #&%!$
And been treated like #&%!$
All those mother#&%!$ers that want to step up
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight...
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight...
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break your #&%!$in' face tonight!!
Give me somethin' to break
How bout your #&%!$in' face
I hope you know I pack a chain saw, what!!


It could always be worse...”

“you'd think that once you declare a day a bad day that it couldn't get any worse...

It all started when i forgot a pencil to take the biology test. So, i got a pencil and took the test - which i was fairly confident in, and failed it. Then I made my way to computer class, when i realized I lost my books there the day before, so i couldn't even follow along with the class, i didn't have my books. After 2 more boring classes i went home, where i found dog crap on the floor... how did the dog get out of my room? Well, he did, and got into my roomates room and tore up a bunch of his stuff, so my roomate was yelling at me. My roomate reports this to my land lord and he comes to me and hands me a letter asking that my dog be removed immediately. Now, i don't know what to do with my dog... so many decisions, and it's all just pissin me off...”

“Sorry Simer..... but ya did give me a good laugh. LOL!

Been there, done that #&%!$... still doing it. Life has its ups and downs. You'll figure something out.”

“my landlord is being an ass about it all, Legally? - my lease should be voided if he's going to kick my dog off his property and I won't leave my dog, right? or not? There's nothing written in the lease about the dog, the only thing we had was an oral agreement that my dog wouldn't be a problem... but i'm not going to drag a lawyer into this. So I can't leave my apartment, unless i decide to sublet, and i can't keep my dog here... ohh this is pissing me off, i want to get out of here, i mean... i like the town, i'm tired of school, i'm tired of this #&%!$... right now my only thought is to leave everything behind and move to boston with my g/f... is that crazy? Then i could pursue an education that i might be interested in... photography, or science, or something cool like that... even though parks and recreation sounds kinda cool at times, I want to be a photographer, and a freelance writer... i just want to get out of this town and be with my g/f, anybody out on the east coast want to do some hiking?”

“Your dog is innocent.

You are the ass.”

“I'd ask the landlord what will happen if you don't get rid of the dog. It makes sense that he either void the lease (evict you) or let you keep the dog.

Talk to the landlord about this.”

“you know pedxing has a point.
but it could be worse....im stuck here in iraq.......i cant even go hike....ive been here in a tent for 9 months now...and havnt even seen my dog.....i feel your pain but life brings crazy $#%^ our way...what makes it worth while is overcoming it and learning from it...take a breath youll be alright..be smarter than the prob.”

“...thought it was worth sharing:


Having a bad day.... Well, then, consider this..............................

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their

medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the

doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward

off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system

so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Having a Bad Day????


The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the

wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.


A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.


Still think you are having a Bad Day????



A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking

his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.


STILL think you're having a Bad Day????


Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of

sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand

pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.


What?? STILL having a Bad Day????


Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it.

Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now, feeling better????”