Didn't Superman Take Care Of This?

“Is it time to kiss your ass(teroid) good-bye? Chances are pretty slim, but made for good sci-fi hits reality reading. Here's the link:

Asteroid”

“Guess I don't need to worry about retirement...”

“Party time!”

“That is all the reason I need to quit my job.”

“If I go to Hooter's once a week until the big impact, by my calculations, I should have 546 trips left.

I am not going to worry about this until I am down to my last dozen.”

“Excuse me Mr. Kent, but my cell phone isn't working and you apppear to be taking your clothes off in that phone booth...

Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Sun”

“Little by little the night turns around
Counting the leaves which tremble in the dawn
Notices leaning on each other and yearning
Under the leaves the swallow is resting

Set the controls for the heart of the sun

On to the mountain watching the Watcher
Breaking the darkness, breaking the grapevine
The moment your flaw is run to your shadow
Notice the shadow that reopens the vine

Set the controls for the heart of the sun
Heart of the sun

Breaking the shape of his questions for ever
When the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson I gave him

Set the controls for the heart of the sun
Heart of the sun

-Pink Floyd”

“Superman beware!

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