Masons ARE NOT Christians

“His lips are moving but I dont hear any sounds.”

“Did I hear a buzzing sound?”

“Awwwh man! Have been LMAO on this thread only to realize that all bricklayers are atheists?

And just love the Upper Middle Class Twit of the Year Competition! Ooooh, my brain!”

“An exposé of The Ministry of Funny Walks is next.”

“Ah yes, but the fish slapping skit may well be more appropriate in this instance, eh? What's it like?”

“"U.K. - How to lose friends and alienate people - 23/06/02"

Did you write that particular piece? I noticed it in your bibliography before I lost interest in what has to be the world's longest and most useless post, bar none.”

“It's no use SMW, he thrives on abuse. Just click ignore and move along. Nothing here.”

“Yeah but he's so gawd aweful at it.”

“No Nigal, not dishing it out. He loves getting it. Why else would an uneducated twit post such idiotic tripe on a board filled with opinionated and educated people?

You see, it's like the sadist and the masochist.

"Beat me, beat me!" pleaded the masochist.

The sadist replied, "No!"

So click ignore and move along.”

“I was commenting on his debating skills Geo. He make grand claims but when he gets called on them you nothing but the sound of crickets back from him. Even if he does continue to debate you have to spell stuff out for him 100 different ways and he still doesn't see where you're coming from.

He's just too dang easy to ignore. Give him an inch of roap and he's off to the races and can't wait to show his a$$ and his ignorance.”

“"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity."

-Martin Luther King, Jr”

“He just wants more abuse. And we satisfy him. That's all there is to it.”

“Since when is being a non Christian suddenly make you a follower of a Satin?

I guess it's time to break out the witch burning supplies, never mind all that "GOD" crap about love they neighbor and thou shall not kill, after all they don't apply to people that don't practice the same exact beliefs as you.

This is just another case of Christians behaving badly

Sigh”

“Nigal is the one who abuses people and pokes fun of them such as the handicapped and infirmed. What a hypocrite! And he even hides behind the facade of Judaism. He's no more a Jew than a Skinhead! Who's he trying to fool! As for Geobeet, I would hardly call him educated, at least in the true sense of the word. He plays the part of the fool. First he talks crap about Dub and somehow brings me into his childish insult contest. So I rip into him (just kidding the guy of course) then the pea-brain finally realizes I am NOT Dub and attempts to insult me. Of course I just laugh this old geezer off as the fool he truly is.”

“Yep, the sheltered workshop has let out for the day!”

“ISN'T THAT RIGHT Geobeet? Are you one of those "Colonel's Kids"???

I bet you like the KFC's in Pliladelphia best! Lot's of habeeds to eat with I'm sure.”

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“"Nigal is the one who abuses people and pokes fun of them such as the handicapped and infirmed. What a hypocrite! ”

Ohio Hiker, I have called you on this crap before and I’m calling you on it again. Where did I make fun of the handy capped? Cut and paste it. I have spent the last ten years of my life serving and caring for the mentally and physically disabled. For you to make these claims is very insulting to me. Put up or shut up.


Geobeet, dude, enough with the 5' long HAHAHAHAHAs. It recks the threads. Hevean knows Ohio Hacker's trashing them enough.”

“Masons must choose lodge or church: synod
By Malcolm Brown The Sydney Morning Herald
October 21, 2003

The Sydney Anglican Synod has called on all Christian members of Masonic lodges to withdraw their membership and for church facilities not to be used for activities linked with Freemasonry.

The motion, passed yesterday, also "requests that councils of all Anglican schools . . . consider any association that their school may have with any Masonic lodge, and to withdraw from any such association".

The King's School, Shore and Trinity were specifically mentioned during the debate.

The motion was put by Reverend Bill Winthrop, Rector of St Paul's Church, Lithgow, whose parish council last December passed a motion calling on Freemasons and members of the Order of the Eastern Star to choose between those movements and continuing membership of the congregation.

Mr Winthrop said yesterday that though the synod had passed a motion in 1988 condemning Freemasonry as leading people away from God, it was not cast in strong enough terms and it was now up to the synod to pass an unequivocal motion stating its position.

He said it was especially important as the United Grand Lodge of Sydney and the ACT was on a membership drive and it was up to the Anglican church, which itself had embarked on a long-term campaign to boost church membership, to counter this.

The motion said that Freemasonry and Christianity were "fundamentally and irreconcilability incompatible" and that Freemasonry "teaches and upholds a system of false religious and spiritual beliefs that are contrary to biblical Christianity".

Speakers for the motion held the floor, including Reverend John Davies, from Northbridge, who said that in the Royal Lodge the secret name of God as revealed was in fact a combination of the biblical name and the names of several "ancient, pagan gods".

Another speaker drew parallels between Freemasonry and witchcraft.

Sandy Bennet, from the parish of Kurrajong, put an amendment - "synod encourages ministers and other Christians to reach out in love to all Freemasons to share with them the Gospel of Christ" - which was adopted in the motion.

George Curry, former Grand Master of the United Grand Lodge of Sydney and the ACT, said last night that the lodge would have to study the text of the motion before it responded.”

“I couldn't resist looking to see what idiot dragged this dumbass thread back up. I have to say, I'm a bit surprised...”

“Oh I'm an idiot all right.

Don't let that surprise you.”

“I won't argue with you...”

“Rats, I thought Bruce had come back for more insults.”

“Looks like Fiddler's taking up where he left off...”

“hey, i was looking at a book of symbols in the bookstore the other day, and came across a whole section on Freemason symbols. definitely look pagan to me.
:-)”

“That's more of an argument that Freemasonry is Christian, since a good number of Christian holidays are just re-dressed pagan ones...”

“those ones are pretty cool! the book i saw had a bunch of crappy-looking stair-steps and things that looked like someone had done in 3 seconds. LOL!”

“Talking Heads - Puzzling Evidence



You got the cbs...!
And the abc...!
You got time and newsweek!
Well, they’re the same to me!

Now don’t you wanna get right with me?
(puzzling evidence)
I hope you get ev’rything you need
(puzzling evidence)

Puzzling evidence
Puzzling evidence
Puzzling evidence
Done hardened in your heart
Hardened in your heart.
...alright!u
Now I am the gun
And you are the bullet
I got the power and glory!
(puzzling)
And the money to buy it!
(puzzling)

Got your gulf and western and your mastercard
(puzzling evidence)
Got what you wanted, lost what you had
(puzzling evidence)
I’m seeing
Puzzling evidence
Puzzling evidence
Puzzling evidence
Done hardened in your heart
It’s hardened up your heart.
...alright!

Huh...huh...huh...huh...huh...huh...huh...u
Well, I’m puzzling (huh!)
I’m puzzling (huh!)
I’m puzzling (huh!)
Puzzling (huh!)
I’m puzzling (huh!)
Woo...i’m puzzling (huh!)
Sometimes I’m puzzling! (huh!)

See the little children! (puzzlin’)
And the family! (puzzlin’)
Gonna live together! (puzzlin’)
Take them home with me! (puzzlin’)

Well I hope you’re happy with what you’ve made
(puzzling evidence)
In the land of the free and the home of the brave
(puzzling evidence)

I’m seeing
Puzzling evidence
Puzzling evidence
Puzzling (sometimes) evidence
Done hardened in your heart
Hardened in your heart

Huh...huh...huh...huh...huh...huh...huh...
I’m puzzling (huh!)
Puzzling (huh!)
Puzzling (huh!)
P-p-p-puzzlin’! (huh!)
Still puzzlin’! (huh!)”

“Soo the Masons were the ones to come up with the Heavy Metal hand gesture?

ROCK!!!”

“have you been watching "I Love the 80's" on VH!?

and speaking of books i was looking at the other day, anyone who has children should get this book. for real, it's awesome! and never mind that the author once wrote a book with Sally Jesse Raphael.”

“witch”

“"I couldn't resist looking to see what idiot dragged this dumbass thread back up. I have to say, I'm a bit surprised..."

Father Ghoul
01:53:12 PM
10/23/03

I wasn't surprised at all.”

“You're right, punkin, I shouldn't have been...-”

“the first thing I thought when I saw this thread :"WTF"...


well....lets hope you are not calling the dead back from the grave...”

“Naked man nabbed in Pleasant Grove

Arrest made after he bites Orem officer, then flees
By Sharon Haddock


PLEASANT GROVE — A naked man who claimed to be Jesus Christ was wrestled to the snowy ground and arrested at a Pleasant Grove mobile-home park following an incident in Orem where he allegedly tried to bite off a police officer's finger Monday morning.

The arrest followed a police chase from Orem to the Pleasant Grove mobile-home park.

"It wasn't at all what I had in mind for today," said Pleasant Grove Police Chief Tom Paul. "This is no way to start your week."

According to police, at about 8 a.m. a Pleasant Grove man told his mother he was Jesus Christ and ordered her to leave her home on High Country Drive in Orem.

The man's mother called police for help. When officer Shane Fredrickson arrived at the home, the man became violent, said Orem Police Lt. Doug Edwards.

Fredrickson tried to stun the man with a Tazer gun — but it had little effect. Then, Edwards said, the man attacked the officer, biting him on the finger through his glove.

The right index finger, according to Edwards, was badly damaged. The fingernail was ripped off and the tip of the bone broken.

Fredrickson drove his squad car to Timpanogos Regional Hospital in Orem for medical care while other officers pursued the man to his mobile home near 200 West and State Street in Pleasant Grove.

There, Paul said, police surrounded the mobile home, evacuated the neighbors and attempted to negotiate the man's surrender.

"I've known this guy for years. He's very paranoid. At one time, he thought the Mexican mafia was after him," Paul said. "I've worked with him on a number of issues over the years so he knows me."

Paul was able to persuade the man to come out of the mobile home. When the man stepped outside, he wasn't wearing any clothes.

"There were guys trying to get between him and the door," Paul said. "When he noticed that, he tried to run back in. We had to wrestle him to the ground."

Paul said no one else was hurt, and the fact that the man was unclothed actually helped police.

"You know he's not concealing any weapons," Paul said.

There was no one else in the mobile home during the incident, Paul said. The man appeared to be talking to someone, yelling and talking to God throughout the hourlong siege.

Edwards said the man was taken to the American Fork Hospital for a medical evaluation.”

“Jeez Violin, you miss the wretch, don't you?”

“Masons ARE NOT Carpenters.”

“Call it professional admiration.”

“Hmmm... Not-So-Pleasant Grove, LOL

I wonder if he'd had all his shots?”

“Hmmmm.... "and the fact that the man was unclothed actually helped police.

"You know he's not concealing any weapons,"


Uhh.... DUHHHHH! Just where WOULD he put "his weapon" anyway??? I shudder at the thought!

Besides... that's a bit more info than I needed to know!”

“Little did they realize, he had an entire Crusader army hiding inside his cranium.”

“And Helen was just waiting to spring from his rectum with a battle cry of, "Long live the confederacy!"

err...





I feel I might have taken this a bit too far...”

“Sure, Phaed... that happens all the time.”

“This is in LDS country, isn't it?”

“Masons are not Christians, nor are they like Saddam. Alla, be praised!!”

“I love this thread.”

“there is a theory that jack the ripper may have been a mason in the employ of the queen of england as the royal doctor”

“22 months of totally irrelevent BS, is this a tt record? Probably not for time, but certainly for nonsense.”