Ronald Mcdonald dont play dat!!

“http://dailynews.att.net/cgi-bin/news?e=pri&dt=030904&cat=news&st=newsfoodmcdonaldsdc Another bogus law suit tossed into the fryer!
Streamweaver”

“That lawsuit was stupid. It's just as easy to make a salad then it is to run down to Mickey D's and grab a couple of Big Macs. Cheaper too, one could use the money saved to buy a pair of decent running shoes. Sounds like a much more sane route then spending thousands on lawyer fees for a case that has the same chance at succeeding as a Yugo does reaching 100k miles on the odometer.”

“By the way, the famous suit where the old lady was burned by the coffee wasn't bogus. It turns out that McDonalds had been warned many times by their own restaurant consultants (among others) that their coffee was being served at too high a temperature (some 25-30˚ F too high), higher by far than was served in any restaurant chain and that someone would be injured sooner or later. When this and other facts came to light, Mickey D settled rather hastily. What remains is a corporate fairytale about Those Evil Trial Lawyers.


But Seriously Folks... <G>

This also reminds me of something I read in the "Letters" section of National Lampoon years ago...


Dear National Lampoon,

Please desist from suggesting that your customers throw bricks through the windows of their local McDonalds with notes attached reading "You Deserve A Brick Today."

Sincerely,

Ronald McDonald
Waukeegan, IL”

“And if the coffee wasnt that hot they would prolly be suing mcdonalds for serving cold coffee ,the suit is still bogus because the temperature of the coffee isnt what caused her to spill it. Streamweaver”

“The basis of the lawsuit was the lack of warnings posted about the heat of the coffee, and the woman recieved 3rd degree burns, which is pretty nuts. Still, it's not like a McDonald's employee came up and poured it over her head.”

“...Tilt. Do you like cold coffee?? Not me. LAWSUITS ARE STUPID ANYHOW.”

“I don't drink coffee but I do know the #&%!$ is VERY hot. Why do they serve it THAT hot?”

“if you ask me!”

“Coffee is made with boiling water, folks. It's gonna be hot. Dump it in your lap, you're gonna get burned.”

“It's been repeated so many times, it's worse than the Waking Up In South America With Only One Kidney story.

Yeah, trust a corporation to put your safety first... as long as it's in its interest to do so. Otherwise...”

“Hey -- nobody liked the Ronald McDonald letter?”

“If it can burn your skin that bad won't it really #&%!$ up the inside of your mouth?”

“LOL, WD. I don't know of anyone who can gulp it fresh out of the pot. I usually let mine cool a bit and take little sips at first.”

“Just like my Slovak grandmother! She drank scolding HOT coffee!”

“How apropos... it's going to be hot where you're going. REALLY hot.”

“LMAO!”

“February, Morgan Spurlock decided to become a gastronomical guinea pig.

His mission: To eat three meals a day for 30 days at McDonald's and document the impact on his health.

Scores of cheeseburgers, hundreds of fries and dozens of chocolate shakes later, the formerly strapping 6-foot-2 New Yorker - who started out at a healthy 185 pounds - had packed on 25 pounds.

But his supersized shape was the least of his problems.

Within a few days of beginning his drive-through diet, Spurlock, 33, was vomiting out the window of his car, and doctors who examined him were shocked at how rapidly Spurlock's entire body deteriorated.

"It was really crazy - my body basically fell apart over the course of 30 days," Spurlock told The Post.

His liver became toxic, his cholesterol shot up from a low 165 to 230, his libido flagged and he suffered headaches and depression.

continued...”

“moral of the story: Only chicks thrive on "Big Mac's""”

“McTroll”

“why did Ronald Mac donald get arrested for rape?














He tried to stick his Big Mac into Wendy's Hot and Juicy....”

“Vomiting in the drive thru lane? Ha!

"Yes, I'd like a BLEEAAHHHH!!!"

"Would you care to Supersize that, sir?"”

“OMG, my eyes, my damn eyes....I can't see.”

“Have a burger, Chili!”

“Have a chiliburger...”

“MRPH!


HubMRPH!


BORFFFFF!”

“Feel better now, Phaed? Ready for another?”

“LMAO @ Aero & Phaed!!”

“I'm pretty sure those girls could lose a supersize fries without any problem.”

“Welcome to Purge-A-Tory ! ! ! !


Hoo Hoo hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!”

“Would you like fries with that Phaed?”

“I find find those girls disturbingly attractive somehow...”

“Barf
Gag
Puke
Hurl”

“Now that's what I call super sizing it!”

“Holy smoke - how did the Norwegian Whalers miss those 2.”

“"I find find those girls disturbingly attractive somehow..."
aero
03:02:41 PM
01/22/04

Well, you do live in Montana after all...”

“They look like Teensie and Weensie!!!!”

“The Hilton sisters at 40!”

“Fast food joints should have disclaimers such as, "Eat At Your Own Risk".”

“so should the Hilton sisters.”

“Oooooooo, lyra!”

“kidding, kidding! actually, me and Tarpy always say we wish we could be friends with Paris, LOL! she would be funny, at least.”

“Hmmmmm, I think I know what HE wants ;^P”

“lmao - "friends" huh?”

“OMG this thread should have a disclaimer- Do not veiw after supper!”

“When I saw that McDs was offering to exchange a salad and a water for the fries and a coke (extra charge of course) I thought it was stupid as owl shlt. I had one of their salads the other day and it's good stuff. I thought it'd be that crap bag salad that tastes like preservatives but it was a good salad. I know I'll have it again.”