I went to the bathroom today

“And I wiped twice! I thought about backpacking the whole time.”

“and noticed an alcove with 'Family' oriented facilities. There were four one-holers and two 'nursing' rooms. Presumably these are for private breast-feeding since one can obviously bottle-feed a baby anywhere, anytime. I therefore thought incongruous that the icon on the doors should be of a bottle. Shouldn't the sign show a silhouette of a woman's breast?”

“How about the udders of a mooooo cow?”

“That would be udderly ridiculous.”

“Don't they have simular things in gay discos?”

“Incongruous? Shouldn't this be fuego?”

“Wher? Is it still verry stinky ther? Did you berry it or is it on the dert and conveenent?

Jets wunderin...”

“Our local fair starts next week. I can't wait for the team milking contest.”

“Tag team?”