A Child's Garden Of Trolls, Part II

“"The Site That Matt Built

This is a tale of a group of folks

who inhabit a place

in cyber space

which on its face

keeps its pace

with the human race

in a fantasy place

we'll call the site that Matt built


This is the troll

that stole the soul

and infested the site that Matt built


Violin is the man

who says he can

find out the troll

who stole the soul

who infested the site that Matt built


Then Geobeet said

my suspicion's not dead

that Violin is the man

who says he can

find out the troll

that stole the soul

And infested the site that Matt built


Now, Minstercreek

done flapped his beak

and Geobeet peaked

and accusations wreaked

of what Up Urs said

That made TTer's dread

the next ugly thread

to come out of his head

when he rolls out of bed

then Geobeet said

my suspicion's not dead

that Violin is the man

who says he can

find out the troll

who stole the soul

and infested the site that Matt built


Now, what can we learn

from all this #&%!$

that angers Tom

and bothers Bit

who BB called out

for all to see

will he show up

at TC3

He's probably too chicken

or maybe too stricken

by the new 'ignore' button

that so bothers 'Mutt' and

the rash of bad pictures

it's a lousy mixture

of bad taste and fun

But, all in all,

the TTer's have won

So, let's raise a glass

trolls, kiss my ass

you're likely one person

and my thoughts are a cursin'

the pavement you walk on

and the computer you talk on

but, we don't give a hoot

'cause the point is now moot

when Geobeet said

my suspicion's not dead that

Violin is the man

who says that he can

find out the troll

who stole the soul

and infested the site that Matt built

Now, it seems they're back

For a sneak attack

Because they lack

An ounce of tact

When in fact

If we don't react

They won't come back

For another spat

Their minds' one track

To give us flack

So, screw you, Jack

We're taking back

The site that Matt built


The End"”

“Shouldn't this thread title read: "A Child's Garden of Red Crosses?"”

“Hey, that rhymed!”

“Treebeard - that's awesome!”

“Ok, so when do we go have a drink?”

“I'm about ready now, Chil!”

“Damn Beetreard, that was pretty good! I buy ya a beer for that one...”