Mapleleaf's Loyals

“no one calls mapleleaf (the only being truly made of leaves and maples) the b-word. i'm proud to say i have just used the ignore function for my very first time!

mapleleaf: you, me, treebeard, and the coop, tomorrow!

natalio”

“yeah, what natalio said! I'm with you and your boring legions mapleleaf!”

“OK, N. But ignore this idiot. We've dealt with this person before and it's probably the same guy. If not, the mentality is equal. Hide behind the anonymity of an internet board and be abusive to people. Like she said, don't feed 'em. Call the house tomorrow sometime, ok?”

“Natalio - this is what we all meant when we mistakingly thought you'd turn out to be a troll.

Quite a pain in the a$$, no?”

“Yep, it went from good-natured fun to mean in that thread.”

“I will gladly read 100,000 maple posts over 1 jerk troll (a well known regular).
I know who you are a$$hole.
I have zero respect for you.
Your are a sorry piece of garbage.”

“Who is it?”

“Then who am I supposedly. Out me, please!”

“Yeah, that about sums it up SS. I think I finally figured out who it is. Took me awhile, but I finally figured it out.”

“Out them”

“As one who has had more than a few abusive trolls, torlls and regular posters direct threads toward me, my advice is to learn to laugh this stuff off. It completely disarms your tormentor.”

“who is it????”

“or type *click*, that will learn em!”

“Actually on second thopught, outing them would be useless as the troll will only deny it and then rag on you for being "wrong"”

“err make that thought.”

“You hit the nail on the head HPM.”

“I won't deny it.”

“Before someone makes the usual move of blaming me let me just direct your attention to these two posts:

"Why do you have to be so mean to me mapleleaf? I'm only trying to talk about things that are happening in my life that other people that like kayaking may be interested in."
LapleMeaf
03:51:24 PM
09/05/03

"Oh - that's a troll? I thought you'd just messed up the spelling of your name - it could happen!"
ViOLiN
03:51:25 PM
09/05/03


One second apart. I'm not that talented.

I'll also repeat my assertion that I've never hidden behind a fake name to insult someone.

If my playing along with what I saw as a good natured ribbing hurt you mapleleaf, I am sorry.”

“me too.”

“and sometimes it hurts.”

“I don't think you're remotely a suspect in this one Violin. Think real hard after reading Stove Stomper's post and you will arrive at the correct name. He's directed it at Maple and Artex today. Who have those two people had a serious problem with in the past?”

“why is everyone afraid to say his name...its not like Beetlejuice or Bealzabub or something like that.

why the "secret Squirell" stuff...where's Moracco Mole?”

“I would say it wasn’t nearly psycho enough to be the one-who-must-not-be-named.”

“IT'S OPIE?!?”

“Oh wait, sorry opie.”

“Ahhhhh! It exactly like Bealzabub stikmon!”

“Maple, you are certainly a regular on this board, but, you do open yourself to attacks of this nature. I realize that we all post threads about many subjects, but you tend to post many about silly stuff, and as a consequence, your now getting blasted...who cares...go backpacking, or kayaking and have fun...we who are your supporters (including me) are not worried about posers...no matter what, your liked and the poser is just an idiot being what they do best, being idiotic.

see ya...time to leave work and go canoeing...later all.”

“It's Opie?”

“I don't think so.”

“Opie does hate most thred not bp related...hm.”

“Please don't start a trash OPIE thread.
I did not say it was him.
It's someone that gets their jollies by causing someone else pain.”

“I thought Ice Tea was an FBI agent for three years.

I thought Phaedy was Kleety for two years.

How come no one ever clues me in?”

“I don't believe OPIE would troll, it's just not his nature. He's got balls enough to say what's on his mind without hiding behind a troll persona.”

“Who cares who the troll is, just ignore them.

For the record, I am not LapleMeaf. I just woke up from a 4-hour nap (I worked an overnight shift last night) and got a few emails from TT'ers asking if it was me. It's not. I only have three trolls whom I barely use: Hibatchi Hiker, The Saucey Frenchman, and Ralph Wiggum. All of them suck, I'm better at just being myself, I guess.”

“I know the Tree family, and proud of it!”

“for all it matters..it's not me..but anyone could say that..i tell ML that i don't like her trival bullcrap threads up front..this troll is just doing the same, but hiding.. it seems that it's just another poster fed up of the filler useless threads she post...she's toned it down lately and i have the ignore function..so i can care less..this is my only post on this subject..and only cause my name came up..”

“Such intrigue! I try to ignore and move on.”

“I happen to like "Zee Saucy Frenchman"!
By the way, which thread did this occur on so I can read it and try to figure out who I think it is?”

“Soon Santaterex or whatever his name is will be coming around again....”

“Yeah like Ahhhhnold could be anyone else.”

“Oh it is getting close to time to use the "Haunted Trail of the Dead Trolls" username. Get your Halloween trollnames ready!

Come on everyone, be hiking, be happy, it is autumn with all the cooler backpacking just around the corner! No time for troll hunting. Mapleleaf is cool, no need to pick on her just because she starts a few threads. At least she is a real person and not pretending to be someone she isn't.”

“Yes, I too am loyal to the "leaf". So what if pottymouth is part dodo bird, everyone around here is too!

The fact is, you mess with Maple and you gotta deal with Treebeard and if'n you survive that (doubtful), then you get to wrastle with the Capn!

AArrrhhhhh!

Maple Rocks, S$REW THE TROLL!”

“Oddly, I prefer the trolls over some of the regulars.”

“Birds of a feather...”

“..crap on just washed cars.”

“~v~

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“Oh, the drama. When is the soap coming out?”

“So Maple posts a lot of minor personal threads. I’d never call someone a beeeatch because of it. It just shows LapleMeaf’s inability to cope and their smallness.

There is a certain unwritten law about how to deal with posters that post too many irrelevant threads. Calling them a beeatch is not one of them. If you don’t like it do the right and proper thing, dig a damn pit in your basement and throw ‘em in it for a moderate period of time.”

“I prefer the burn pile that is located behind my garage. Toss the trolls on and douse them with coleman white gas, flick a windproof match thier way and ***POOF!!!!*** flaming troll.

The only way to destroy a troll is to expose them to sunlight or up in flames. For reference on how to handle and deal with troll's please see the "Red Book of Westmarch" as transcribed by one: Bilbo Baggins.”

“What would Dildo Buggers do?”