I'm sick of all this!

“You can't use anything but real letters and numerals in names anymore HPM.”

“Hi, welcome to Movie Fone!

If you want to know what theaters are playing "Night Of 1,000 Trolls" press 1

If you want to know what theaters are playing "I know You Were Trolling In My Name Last Summer", press 2

If you want to know what theaters are playing "Eat It! You Troll Bastard", press 3

If you want to know what theaters are playing "Dead Troll Walking", press 4

If you want to know what theaters are playing "Throw the Troll's Mama From The Train", press 5

If you want to know what theaters are playing "Dead Trolls' Society", press 6”

“Yep, right you are.

But I don't think Matt removed all of the old torll accounts. I seem to remember seeing one with a pipe recently.”

“I'm really tired and my I woke up w/ puffy, swollen eyelids. This is not relevant, but I wanted to say it. Oh, the other thing, it's cold here today.”

“Hey everybody! I'm a master programmer and an officious dickwad!"
BlTPUSHER
11:04:59 AM
09/09/03

Hehe, sorry bitpusher, but I had to laugh at this one. Not that it's true or anything.”

“You're a dickwad? Sheesh, take a number!”

“Yeah - he's probably not a very good programmer.”

“I thought these damn campus computers were supposed to be fast. That's it, I'm not paying any "technology" fees next semester. Here I am trying to waste time and have a few minutes to do something I enjoy and the computer is freakin' slow!”

“Cheaper to buy a disposable.....”

“Wow! Hot guy just walked into the computer lab. I'm sure glad about my puffy eyelids right now!”

“If he's a computer geek, he'll probably hit on you anyway, newgirl...”

“Skip Spanish or not? That is the question.”

“Becaaaaaaause . . . I'm the type of girl who attracts computer geeks? I don't follow Bit?”

“Speaking of single-letter changes, I just had a sick thought.....

What if Matt is Mutt?”

“are you the type of girl who attracts computer geeks?”

“I'm not sure Ynamiynami. I don't really have the "hacker chica" look or anything. K, I gotta' go to Spanish. Best not waste my dollars.”

“Hasta la vista, nuevachica.”

“omg!!! long time since you popped up!!! hows' Kym??? did you have the newbie??? How are you???? gonna hike this year, wanna sell me the kayak??? you wanna go to Big Bend at the end of the year? Gonna be in Mammoth next month...come out and play, and then RRG on T-giving weekend. Lets get together...say hi to Kym for me.”

“Look again - not PROWLER - PROWiER.”

“What if Matt is Mutt?"
Tilt
11:29:18 AM
09/09/03

The mere thought of that would keep me awake at night.”

“It's all starting to come together now...”

“lol...sorry I missed your question, newgirl...

No, because computer geeks are attracted to ANY GIRL IN THE LAB....lol....”

“I would like to state, for the record, that the above chili imposter is not me. Thank you.”

“"Let me get this straight: Nigal and Prowler have EVERYONE on ignore? And only click on the posts they want to read?"

Haha! I never thought of doing that! No I don't ignore everyone but when some on my ignore list suddenly pops up I can tell it's a troll.”

“Not the "Crawl," the "Claw!"

(Classic Get Smart line.)”

“What if Matt is Mutt?"
Tilt
11:29:18 AM
09/09/03

The mere thought of that would keep me awake at night.

Why does everyone loathe me?

;-)”

“Are you going back to the Lodge or the strip club to look for a new woman?”

“Actually, I don't have time for the strip joint today, OH. Maybe one day next week.

Thanks for reminding me to put it on my calendar.”

“Has anyone ever seen Matt and Mutt together? LOL


If Matt shows up for the next cook-off, somebody ask him how he feels about our rickety Mideast hegemony.”

“Nooo, anything but that. Ask him if he ejoyed church on Sunday.”

“Actually, just watch Matt approach TC3. If he is on the trail, Matt is not Mutt.”

“That's true, Tilt. Very suspicious also that I have never seen Mutt talk while Matt drinks a glass of water...”

“HAHaa!! ROFL.”

“Chili stands naked on the beach, fists raised to the heavens. Tossing fragments of Alka-Seltzer to the dive-bombing seagulls, he yells "Oh, choose the fuc$ing 'Ignore' feature, will ya? Hope ya burst, ya feathered %$#@!"”

“This must be an autumn phenomena because we did the torll dances last Sept as well.

Matt might be Mutt? That would surely be the end of this place if that were true. Now I know why Matt guards his privacy so carefully and posts so neutrally.”

“This must be an autumn phenomena because we did the torll dances last Sept as well.
LyndyS
06:01:47 AM
09/10/03
Has something to do with that big red harvest moon I saw last night, probably.”