Bikers are TOO Carnivorous!!

“I was chatting with a unicyclist last night and when I asked if he prefers tofu over beef....guess what he said?

He said "Beef! Damn skippy, you think a unicyclist would be caught dead being a vegetarian?"

I simply replied that I did not know a single unicyclist who was not also a carnivore.”

“You have now entered...The Twilight Zone...”

“Twinkle toes you should hope Nigal doesn't see this thread!!”

“Nigal on a unicycle sounds like more fun than a slip-n-slide and a bottle of vaseline!”

“Carnivore? As in eats virtually nothing that isn't meat?

I knew unicyclists were an odd lot, but that's over the top. :)”

“Yes. They only eat meat. Although, once in awhile they munch on sand to help with constipation problems.”

“And here I'd thought they'd need a more balanced diet... :)”

“oh, groan....”

“We also like bearded clams...”