Survivor 7, Pearl Islands

“I think Dhutch should send in a tape of her and her ex boyfriend mountainbiking. She'd be a shoe in to get picked!”

“Is this the last episode?

Snafu - I'm not so much into the survivor kind of gig or the tv thing in general. Dang, I hate even getting my picture taken. Can't help you with the tape. Try a search on Mark Burnett or the production company or something?

Sass - Hope the little one feels better!”

“Nigal, lmao - Partner get's the team lost, Diane takes partner out with a stick to the spokes on the next mountain bike leg. Partner gets the team lost. Diane blows up with all the forces of her Irish temper!!!!!”

“Ooops,,, names have been changed to protect the innocent?”

“Now if you could just work in a dead grandmother somewhere...”

“Nigal...LMAO!!! your on a role this morning :-)

Dutch1,
No tonight is the second to last episode....SUNDAY night is the last episode, 2 hours long.

Sass, I too, hope the bambino get well soon....

I think in the future they could do a Survivor 24 hours channel. Kinda like a pay per view deal or sign up for one amount and tune in whenever you feel like.....like that movie with Jim Carey...”

“With all the talk (rumors) about there possibly being a Survivor All Stars, I doubt Survivor has but a few more seasons left. Survivor still is considered the granddaddy of reality TV and CBS wants to ensure this show to go out with a bang as a part of TV history. This is also the type of show that would be great if resurrected after a year or two off the air.”

“Mark Burnett, the genius behind the madness is most likely bored and working on the next hook.”

“What they need to do is like an Survivor Arctic or something. Dump them on the tundra and make them build igloos and kill caribou and stuff. Could you imagine the whole tribe in one igloo for six weeks. Someone would be dead by episode 3.

They really do need to change it up a bit though. It’s becoming very predictable (setting up the dead grandma thing is proof). Survivor Canada? Survivor Patagonia? Survivor Bronx?

The island thing is getting played out.”

“Totally agree !!!
I was thinking Survivor Napal !!!

I would be all over that....
My Video is a winter Theme!!!
I have to finish it!

There is a milion options out there and they need to use their imaginations.
Everyone used to say "well they have it on the islands for the "hooters" appeal.....their aint no hooters in this episode and not many in the last either....hence why Bacpac has not been watching...LOL”

“I was suprised there wasn't an openly gay person on this year. I was planning on doing the "no pants hook" on my tape but that Big Gay Rich beat me to it the first year out!”

“I think Jonny Fair Play might be gay ?
His name might really be:
Johnny Fairy Player”

“I think he fancies himself a ladies man. That's ladies, not laddies.

Thanks for the well wishes, she's okay. Playing and singing just like normal except for the glazed look in her eyes and the occasional dash for the bathroom. I think she's content to be sick because she gets all the jello she can eat. Me, I'm just happy I get two days off work because no one wants to babysit her tonight or tomorrow!”

“Sass,
He said he was a great date, didn't specify gender. lol”

“Oh, That's right! Ewwww.”

“If the women come to their senses, Johnny boy is on the jury after tonight.”

“With all the talk (rumors) about there possibly being a Survivor All Stars, I doubt Survivor has but a few more seasons left. Survivor still is considered the granddaddy of reality TV and CBS wants to ensure this show to go out with a bang as a part of TV history. This is also the type of show that would be great if resurrected after a year or two off the air."
trailhound57
08:42:57 AM
12/11/03

The All-Star season is reality. It'll debut either the night of the Superbowl, or shortly afterward. They are taking auditions for yet another regular season after the all-star season. So, no worries, there will be Survivor for at least another year.”

“"They are taking auditions for yet another regular season after the all-star season. So, no worries, there will be Survivor for at least another year."
Artex
12:26:54 PM
12/11/03



AHA!!! THE THING!!!!!”

“Hmmmm. Artex has been noticeably quiet after my last post, heh heh heh....”

“He's probably noticeably unconsious, poor guy...lol...”

“just occurred to me. Could your one luxury item be.....TrailTalk?”

“The last group did not get any luxury items, they got the clothes on their backs and a few spending dollars for the village...

But i suppose you could request it...LOL

mine would be a 30-06!”

“LOL @ Bowlderman! Sorry though, I only know that because of who I work for, which would also make me ineligible for the show. ;-)”

“Dang! I was hoping for the audition video of Artex dancing with that wild boar....”

“That would make me a shoe-in, I'm sure. :-)”

“TONIGHT!!!
ON
CBS
8PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME

DON'T MISS JON GETTING HIS ARSE KICKED BY SANDRA !!!”

“Artex, you'd end up like Rupert. The provider gets voted off. Doesn't work, dude!”

“that damn show is on! I changed chanels to it, but I am not watching it...I am playing with this darn computer....”

“....can't belive this ahole had the nerv to say "lil I hope you can live with yourself. we had an aliance and you broke it"

if I remember correctly there was 2 votes for lil, meaning, this vote came from him. I think they even showed him.

dork!”

“John is such a weasle, but it's obvious his days are numbered with the woman forming the alliance. He better hope for immunity.

Speaking of which, wow, Darrah won three in a row. Is it just me, or is she hot in that O'Brother-Where-Art-Thou-sirens kinda way? She can turn me into a horny toad anytime.”

“Darrah will be the Queen Survivor, I'll bet'cha.

She's already a queen in my book. ;)”

“I was so pumped when the girls actually held it together to get rid of Burton!! Can you believe how arrogant the guys were on their little adventure. As if the girls wouldn't have the sense to vote one of them off. Now Jon will start working on the others to convince them that they would rather be in the final 2 with him than anyone else. Not a bad strategy, seeing as how everyone seems to know what a lying snake he is!

Can't wait till Sunday night!!”

“Yeah, pepp!! Glad to see the chicks finally grew some guts (and brains!). I'm with ya' on taking Jon to the final 2 - piece o' cake to get the million!”

“Gemini - you caught that crack at lil too, huh? Do you think he will ever realize how stupid it was?

BowlderMan - the only problem with taking Jon to the final 2 is that he will then get $100,000. I don't want him to get anything but more insect bites.”

“heck yeah I caught it. Two faced piece of sht!!

At this point I want either Darrah or Sandra to win. Not sure if that's realistic though. shoot, I am happy if lil wins as long jon don't get sht.

I check the expressions from the previous survivors. They was happy to see burton go. Gives me a little hope that they would not vote for the sleaze ball jon.”

“hey whazzup....

Burton and Jon where the lame brains for just taking for granted the women would not do anything....
The guys where the IDIOTS!
Absolutly! Burton! what the hell is he thinking saying Lil broke the alliance? His dumb ass is the one who broke the alliance, what a Jackass!!!
In the final episode when they have them all on stage, Jeff Probst will hammer Burton on that. Actually I can't wait til Sunday when Probst gets to question them all. I know he is going to totally rip on Jonny Rotten! Word is Probst HATES Jon with a passion.
Strategy wise it was wicked bad for the guys to go together for the reward. I was pulling for Burton, but he proved he was a big DOPE. So now I wanna see Darrah win. Only bad thing about her is, I cant understand what she is saying most of the time??? I guess I'm not the only one. When she talks they have the closed captioning on...LOL
Jon will make the Final two as you guys said, due to he will be easy to win the million against. The downside is he will get $100,000.....
Thats why I liked Colby from Survivor Austrilia some much... he hated the #3 guy so bad he did not even want the dude to go to final 2 and get a $100,000 so he took Tina and she won the million instead. But Colby was happy for her and Colby got a $100,000. So he sacrificed 900 G's to keep the dickhead in that episode from even having a shot....Kinda Dumb, but admirable...
sorry for babbling... I love this show...LOL”

“I will be happy seeing Darrah and Sandra in the final two. Jonny Rotten doesn't even deserve the $100K.”

“i didn't realize second place gets $100,000! not bad.

that look on Jon's face after Burton got voted off was priceless, LOLOLOLOL!!”

“OMG...I hate John..I was so glad to see Burton gone..I'm pulling for D all the way.

I can't wait till Sunday, if John wins I'm never watching this stupid show again. I stopped watching it when..oh what was her name..won..two shows ago..I felt like it was rigged then.”

“The hand shake between Rupert and Christa after Burton got the axe was priceless, as was their eye contact with Sandra and her nod back.

I laughed out loud when Sandra said she had promised on her children to ally herself with John, but was thinking to herself that he was gone.

I really do think John is a goner. I think the gals have had it with him and want to battle it out as the final three. But, we will see on Sunday night. (I will not, as I have a viewing to attend.)”

“Burton blows.....and Jonny Fairplay sucks the binachi balls...

Although if i'm in the game, I'm taking Fairplay to the end....cause I can't see anyone on the jury voting for him except his numb nut buddy Burton....

I'd like to see Darrah or Sandra....

And Lil can get lost....ya can't let a retread win....she's been voted off once and that's where she should've stayed....”

“I agree Strat..I didn't think it was right that they brought Lil and Burton back.

Hey..why don't you try out for Survivor..you would be perfect!”

“"retread".......LOLOLOLOL”

“In an earlier post I noted what a sad advertisment for Boy Scouts Lil was.

Now add to that her performance last night. When gutsy Sandra (stupid too) and Darrah wanted Lil in an alliance to boot the boys (boy and boychick) Lil said that if she stayed with the boys she was guananteed final 3 and wanted more.

Add greed to her endearing qualities, what a loser.

If Burton had one ounce of brains he would have taken Darrah (marked for expulsion) with him on the trip, leaving slimy Jon to see no alliance between Lil and Sandra.

They gloated a week too soon, or perhaps Burton thought slimy Jon would make a new alliance with 2 girls and stab him the minute he was away.

In a choice between Jon and Darrah I know which I would prefer to party with, particularly if you are dead either way.

Darrah and Sandra are the only 2 worth anything in this final 4.”

“John-Boy and Burton only kept Lil around because she was malleable. They told her what she wanted to hear and she bought it hook line and sinker. She started to literally fall apart when she realized they had lied to her. The question is whether Sandra and Darrah get rid of John or her first, and it could depend on the outcome of the next immunity challenge. I think Sandra and Darrah will go to the final two, unless one of them picks John-Boy as an insurance policy.”

“I'm wondering how the final two-hour episode sets up. Will they have a series of tribal councils or will they vote two people out at one council? Anybody know how it works?”

“They have two more immunity challenges.
#1. throw a person off
#2. winner selects who goes to jury with them”

“I cannot believe there is anyone on this planet as gullible, malleable and naive as Lil. I never thought any of those 3 chicks would end up in the final four, but I'm glad Johnny is about to bite the wax tadpole.

Here's a link to a short piece on Survivor (pre-last night's show) with a confirmation that there will be an "All-Star" show HERE.”

“That was an interesting piece. Thanks kleetn.

Have your squirrel call my squirrel and lunch will be on me (fine tomatoes!).”

“My official prediction:

1. Jon makes it to the final 3.

2. He begs whoever wins immunity to take him to final two by weeping about his "dead" grandmother.

3. Zany antics follow!”